Sunday, December 26, 2004
The Face is shaved
Welcome to the 287th Post yet another time... in fact I'm going to change the name of this blog to that.
I leave in twelve hours and a half for Timmins but I leave for Cornwall in an hour about. Thus this is my final post for a week.
Freya I'm calling you tonight from the bus depot before I leave.
Tomorrow at this time I will be in Timmins.
So wish me luck all.
I hope everyone had a merry christmas and all and I'll be sure to call a few of you when I get back to say hi and all.
*snugs to Andy* and I promise you a real one in a day love.
Laterz all!
And see you soon Freya/Andy
Merry Christmas Raven Dragon Scorpie Jaz Pat Scrabble and all my other readers.
*will post more about christmas later* but I have stuff to do!
Laterz!
I leave in twelve hours and a half for Timmins but I leave for Cornwall in an hour about. Thus this is my final post for a week.
Freya I'm calling you tonight from the bus depot before I leave.
Tomorrow at this time I will be in Timmins.
So wish me luck all.
I hope everyone had a merry christmas and all and I'll be sure to call a few of you when I get back to say hi and all.
*snugs to Andy* and I promise you a real one in a day love.
Laterz all!
And see you soon Freya/Andy
Merry Christmas Raven Dragon Scorpie Jaz Pat Scrabble and all my other readers.
*will post more about christmas later* but I have stuff to do!
Laterz!
Friday, December 24, 2004
52 minutes and counting
until christmas day.
2 days and 53 minutes until I leave for TIMMINS!!!!!
So here in honor of Christmas Day and gamers everywhere I have reproduced "A Winter-een-mas Story" which has been taken from Ctrl-Alt-Del Comic and is not written by me at all. Here ya go!
"A Winter-een-mas Story"
from Ctrl-Alt-Del (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com)
'Twas the night before Winter-een-mas in one darkened arcade
From the back came the glow of a game being played;
The power-ups were mighty the top score was near
The gamer grinned wide for Winter-een-ma was here.
As gamers 'round the world waited with anticipation
Huddled in groups by their favorite game station;
The lone arcade gamer with eyes lit up bright
Beat the high score at the stroke of midnight.
Then from the other machines there arose such a noise
The gamer startled and spun clutching his coins;
As the dark arcade lit up the gamer swallowed his fear
And watched as the spirits of Winter-een-mas began to appear...
Surrounded by light they hovered in mid-air
Such breathtaking beauty he could not help but stare;
He knew them of course all gamers did
And one by one recognition set in.
The spirit of action and adventure the platformer great
A hero by name and an alpha by fate;
With a whip or a gun or whatever may be
Nothing stands in his way with a princess in need
Along side him he saw a rather peculiar lad
Quiet by nature with a desire to frag;
First person shooters are his field his sole expertise
And no one is better at bringing n00bs to their knees
And he couldn't mistake with his many bruises and scrapes
The one who beats his oppinents into interesting shapes;
It's the spirit of fighting games and that's the reason he drools
Too many blows to the head and kicks to the jewels.
Be it a surprise zergling rush or skilled micro-management
Through the fog of war he saw the spirit that could handle it;
Empires had risen and had fallen under his sole command
There was just no disguising the real-time stratgy fan.
There was the spirit of the racing genre looking ready to start
With his goggles and racing gloves and speed in his heart;
In a plane or a bat or just a fast automobile
He's always at home when behind some sort of wheel
And as everyone does when the vixen of roleplay he saw
The arcade gamer had to kneel down to pick up his jaw;
With her mana and hit points and ten-sided die
Many fall under her RPG spell and never know why
And last but not least the patron of sports games
Ailed by an old football injury or that's what he claims;
Yard by yard and inning by inning year after year
THey say he loves winning... almost as much as beer
They spoke not a word but went straight to their labors
Moving quickly and quietly without waking the neighbors;
THey spread Winter-een-mas joy and when they were done
These spirits flew off for seven days of fun
They took to the sky with a whole world to travel
And gaming spirit to celebrate to reach the last level;
But as they departed the lone gamer heard them exclaim
A Happy Winter-een-mas to all and to all a good game!
Sorry for any typos in there I was typing really fast.
So tonight I'm going to clean my room at last and see if I can't finish nicky's present. Then it's off to bed. I won't be around much for the next two days but I will check my e-mail Sunday morning at least (and I may be on after I get back from my grandparents... it depends how exhausted I am.)
So that's it for now. off to my labours!
*huggles to Andy*
Laterz all
2 days and 53 minutes until I leave for TIMMINS!!!!!
So here in honor of Christmas Day and gamers everywhere I have reproduced "A Winter-een-mas Story" which has been taken from Ctrl-Alt-Del Comic and is not written by me at all. Here ya go!
"A Winter-een-mas Story"
from Ctrl-Alt-Del (http://ctrlaltdel-online.com)
'Twas the night before Winter-een-mas in one darkened arcade
From the back came the glow of a game being played;
The power-ups were mighty the top score was near
The gamer grinned wide for Winter-een-ma was here.
As gamers 'round the world waited with anticipation
Huddled in groups by their favorite game station;
The lone arcade gamer with eyes lit up bright
Beat the high score at the stroke of midnight.
Then from the other machines there arose such a noise
The gamer startled and spun clutching his coins;
As the dark arcade lit up the gamer swallowed his fear
And watched as the spirits of Winter-een-mas began to appear...
Surrounded by light they hovered in mid-air
Such breathtaking beauty he could not help but stare;
He knew them of course all gamers did
And one by one recognition set in.
The spirit of action and adventure the platformer great
A hero by name and an alpha by fate;
With a whip or a gun or whatever may be
Nothing stands in his way with a princess in need
Along side him he saw a rather peculiar lad
Quiet by nature with a desire to frag;
First person shooters are his field his sole expertise
And no one is better at bringing n00bs to their knees
And he couldn't mistake with his many bruises and scrapes
The one who beats his oppinents into interesting shapes;
It's the spirit of fighting games and that's the reason he drools
Too many blows to the head and kicks to the jewels.
Be it a surprise zergling rush or skilled micro-management
Through the fog of war he saw the spirit that could handle it;
Empires had risen and had fallen under his sole command
There was just no disguising the real-time stratgy fan.
There was the spirit of the racing genre looking ready to start
With his goggles and racing gloves and speed in his heart;
In a plane or a bat or just a fast automobile
He's always at home when behind some sort of wheel
And as everyone does when the vixen of roleplay he saw
The arcade gamer had to kneel down to pick up his jaw;
With her mana and hit points and ten-sided die
Many fall under her RPG spell and never know why
And last but not least the patron of sports games
Ailed by an old football injury or that's what he claims;
Yard by yard and inning by inning year after year
THey say he loves winning... almost as much as beer
They spoke not a word but went straight to their labors
Moving quickly and quietly without waking the neighbors;
THey spread Winter-een-mas joy and when they were done
These spirits flew off for seven days of fun
They took to the sky with a whole world to travel
And gaming spirit to celebrate to reach the last level;
But as they departed the lone gamer heard them exclaim
A Happy Winter-een-mas to all and to all a good game!
Sorry for any typos in there I was typing really fast.
So tonight I'm going to clean my room at last and see if I can't finish nicky's present. Then it's off to bed. I won't be around much for the next two days but I will check my e-mail Sunday morning at least (and I may be on after I get back from my grandparents... it depends how exhausted I am.)
So that's it for now. off to my labours!
*huggles to Andy*
Laterz all
Thursday, December 23, 2004
todays
I did about half of my christmas baking today and i'm doing the other half tomorrow. Went out grocery shopping and bought everything for my trip. I'm now fully set and I even got all the money from my mom. So I've got roughly $350 in my bank account about $50 in cash to spend $600 in travellers cheques (for the hotel though I think at least $25 and maybe as much as $100 of that I'll get back in cash) my bus tickets bought and my hotel reservations are made. Tomorrow I'm going to be packing and finishing my baking.
Right now I'm working on Freya's bracelet. I've finished 4 repetitions and I'm about halfway through the fifth. (Yeah I didn't work on it much today). After this I'm pretty much done though I must work on a few presents for friends when I return to school but I've got three weeks to do those. Also tonight I'm going to get my laundry downstairs and start running it through the wash/dry and I'll finish that up tomorrow.
I'll be around a lot tomorrow here on the computer (working on stuff or cleaning my room for the trip) but after that I probably won't be on except briefly Sunday morning. After that I'm gone. So if you want to contact me or talk to me before my trip tomorrow is the time to do it. If you can't send me an e-mail and I'll get in touch with you before I leave Sunday.
Yep so I'm going to go work on stuff
*snuggles to Andy*
Laterz all!
Right now I'm working on Freya's bracelet. I've finished 4 repetitions and I'm about halfway through the fifth. (Yeah I didn't work on it much today). After this I'm pretty much done though I must work on a few presents for friends when I return to school but I've got three weeks to do those. Also tonight I'm going to get my laundry downstairs and start running it through the wash/dry and I'll finish that up tomorrow.
I'll be around a lot tomorrow here on the computer (working on stuff or cleaning my room for the trip) but after that I probably won't be on except briefly Sunday morning. After that I'm gone. So if you want to contact me or talk to me before my trip tomorrow is the time to do it. If you can't send me an e-mail and I'll get in touch with you before I leave Sunday.
Yep so I'm going to go work on stuff
*snuggles to Andy*
Laterz all!
Wednesday, December 22, 2004
updates updates updates
Alright a few notices to people
1) I still have no comma key! Forgive me!
2) Freya or Andy can one of you some how in some way make contact with me to finalize the details of my trip and make sure neither of you has any major problems with me coming up there still? Sometime today or tomorrow because after that it gets hectic and I don't know if I'll be around much.
So today yes. Today I went to Sarah's was on time for once and we did my hair. The colour shows awesome and is really great (I love it Jaz loves it everyone at PTY thinks it looks awesome and Sarah loves it) so everyone in Timmins gets to see it soon! We then went to her dad's place and watched I Robot then he took us out to Subway for supper and then to Promenades where Sarah works and where I took a bus back to Ottawa for PTY. PTY was great we had a party and I got some work done on my bracelet for Freya. Had to play counselor to two of my friends and I'm not certain if they still want me as a friend (I was... extremely blunt with them) but they said they're doing better.
Tomorrow's plans are buying groceries for the trip buying me new winter boots for the trip and buying me some luggage tags for the bus. I will spend the rest of the day working on Freya's present here by the computer if anyone wants to talk with me (and will spend an unknown amount of time tonight working on it by the computer). Friday I have to finish wrapping my parents presents and finish Freya's bracelet so I'll be spending most of the day in front of the computer too. Saturday and Sunday I doubt I'll be around much as it's christmas and sunday I have to make sure everything is packed and in the car and ready then we're leaving at probably 1 or 2pm.
I've finished almost two complete repetitions on Freya's present and these colours are working excellently and I am truly happy with it.
The funny story of the day is that Sarah was making me try on her Dad's old shirts because she won't wear them and they're my size (she's just a bit smaller than me in the chest). So I got two blue shirts and a red shirt that fit excellently. But she made me try on a yellow polo shirt that was an L (I'm an XL). My nipples poked out of the shirt (it was cold) and... shall we say that yellow is just not my colour. (It looked aweful). But then we tried a pink one! The pink one fit well and matched my hair. It was at this point that her father walked in and saw me wearing a pink polo shirt. And he said that it was an excellent colour for me! *wonders if he should start wearing pink lol*
But no *is now three shirts richer* so I'm happy.
Hmm...
For my own reference later here's my list of things I must do over the next four days in regards to the trip.
(yes it's four days 1 hour and 17 minutes until I leave - and I have to be packed 12 hours before that.)
- Wash all the clothes I'm taking up there. This includes my DEP sweater which got pancake mix on it at Jaz's b-day party (roughly a month ago) and didn't get cleaned (it sat in a laundry pile in our basement) for two-three weeks afterwards. It needs serious scrubbing and washing.
- Work out how much money my parents are lending me and the details of how they're getting it to me. I'm going to ask for another one hundred plus whatever I get for x-mas. This should come out to about 300 spending including food. (Can't forget food in that).
- Finish & wrap Freya's christmas present. (two repetitions out of twelve done)
- Purchase luggage tags; the food for the bus ride; and any clothing I need for the trip up there (again probably borrowing the money from my parents)
- Find & purchase anything we don't have two of in the way of hygenic products not supplied by the hotel. (so everything but soap as I can't use hotel shampoo)
- Pack my bags. (I need at least two looking at my list)
I've also got some baking to do for the parties over christmas. ACK!
*glares down at bracelet* so yes the days ahead will be packed but I'll be able to spend a nice relaxful week with Andy and Freya afterwards.
Oh yes --> For those of you with access check out my livejournal for the "Which D&D Charecter Are You?" quiz.
Apparently my brother has boughten my present already and he basically told me what it is...
It's a t-shirt from Squidi which has a picture of the Vampire Lord Fluffy saying "Evil Demands Chocolate Chips". If he did I will wear it whenever possible and will certainly be taking it to Timmins with me.
My parents/grandparents have bought me something useful related to the trip. My paternal grandfather/stepgrandmother have absolutely no clue wtf goes on in my life (thanks to my dad) thus I continue to recieve useless presents I bet. My Grammie is expected to send money as she always does! ($200 for my b-day alone (though it is 18))
I have absolutely no clue what I want to do in Timmins. First I want to meet Freya and Andy and do something until 3PM then I want to check into my hotel room and THEN I want to sleep for a while... I'll be exhausted after a party then 12 hours on the bus (Which I won't sleep for fear of missing my stop!)
I want to take Andy out to dinner one night. I want to take her to a movie. I want to see a lot of timmins (if it's warm enough) and basically... just want to spend time with both of them. it'll be a great trip.
anyways i'm turning on music and weaving bracelet soon.
One last thing: Ange (who is the 24yo girlfriend of a friend of mine named Jon) and Sarah have both promised to teach me how to knit and how to do the more complicated patterns in the bracelets. I promise to send people stuff when I learn how to make them! Argyile here I come!
AND! I was shopping yesterday with Sarah and got the comment that I'm more female than most of the people she knows. So :P
Okay I'm done.
*huggles to Andy*
LAterz all!
1) I still have no comma key! Forgive me!
2) Freya or Andy can one of you some how in some way make contact with me to finalize the details of my trip and make sure neither of you has any major problems with me coming up there still? Sometime today or tomorrow because after that it gets hectic and I don't know if I'll be around much.
So today yes. Today I went to Sarah's was on time for once and we did my hair. The colour shows awesome and is really great (I love it Jaz loves it everyone at PTY thinks it looks awesome and Sarah loves it) so everyone in Timmins gets to see it soon! We then went to her dad's place and watched I Robot then he took us out to Subway for supper and then to Promenades where Sarah works and where I took a bus back to Ottawa for PTY. PTY was great we had a party and I got some work done on my bracelet for Freya. Had to play counselor to two of my friends and I'm not certain if they still want me as a friend (I was... extremely blunt with them) but they said they're doing better.
Tomorrow's plans are buying groceries for the trip buying me new winter boots for the trip and buying me some luggage tags for the bus. I will spend the rest of the day working on Freya's present here by the computer if anyone wants to talk with me (and will spend an unknown amount of time tonight working on it by the computer). Friday I have to finish wrapping my parents presents and finish Freya's bracelet so I'll be spending most of the day in front of the computer too. Saturday and Sunday I doubt I'll be around much as it's christmas and sunday I have to make sure everything is packed and in the car and ready then we're leaving at probably 1 or 2pm.
I've finished almost two complete repetitions on Freya's present and these colours are working excellently and I am truly happy with it.
The funny story of the day is that Sarah was making me try on her Dad's old shirts because she won't wear them and they're my size (she's just a bit smaller than me in the chest). So I got two blue shirts and a red shirt that fit excellently. But she made me try on a yellow polo shirt that was an L (I'm an XL). My nipples poked out of the shirt (it was cold) and... shall we say that yellow is just not my colour. (It looked aweful). But then we tried a pink one! The pink one fit well and matched my hair. It was at this point that her father walked in and saw me wearing a pink polo shirt. And he said that it was an excellent colour for me! *wonders if he should start wearing pink lol*
But no *is now three shirts richer* so I'm happy.
Hmm...
For my own reference later here's my list of things I must do over the next four days in regards to the trip.
(yes it's four days 1 hour and 17 minutes until I leave - and I have to be packed 12 hours before that.)
- Wash all the clothes I'm taking up there. This includes my DEP sweater which got pancake mix on it at Jaz's b-day party (roughly a month ago) and didn't get cleaned (it sat in a laundry pile in our basement) for two-three weeks afterwards. It needs serious scrubbing and washing.
- Work out how much money my parents are lending me and the details of how they're getting it to me. I'm going to ask for another one hundred plus whatever I get for x-mas. This should come out to about 300 spending including food. (Can't forget food in that).
- Finish & wrap Freya's christmas present. (two repetitions out of twelve done)
- Purchase luggage tags; the food for the bus ride; and any clothing I need for the trip up there (again probably borrowing the money from my parents)
- Find & purchase anything we don't have two of in the way of hygenic products not supplied by the hotel. (so everything but soap as I can't use hotel shampoo)
- Pack my bags. (I need at least two looking at my list)
I've also got some baking to do for the parties over christmas. ACK!
*glares down at bracelet* so yes the days ahead will be packed but I'll be able to spend a nice relaxful week with Andy and Freya afterwards.
Oh yes --> For those of you with access check out my livejournal for the "Which D&D Charecter Are You?" quiz.
Apparently my brother has boughten my present already and he basically told me what it is...
It's a t-shirt from Squidi which has a picture of the Vampire Lord Fluffy saying "Evil Demands Chocolate Chips". If he did I will wear it whenever possible and will certainly be taking it to Timmins with me.
My parents/grandparents have bought me something useful related to the trip. My paternal grandfather/stepgrandmother have absolutely no clue wtf goes on in my life (thanks to my dad) thus I continue to recieve useless presents I bet. My Grammie is expected to send money as she always does! ($200 for my b-day alone (though it is 18))
I have absolutely no clue what I want to do in Timmins. First I want to meet Freya and Andy and do something until 3PM then I want to check into my hotel room and THEN I want to sleep for a while... I'll be exhausted after a party then 12 hours on the bus (Which I won't sleep for fear of missing my stop!)
I want to take Andy out to dinner one night. I want to take her to a movie. I want to see a lot of timmins (if it's warm enough) and basically... just want to spend time with both of them. it'll be a great trip.
anyways i'm turning on music and weaving bracelet soon.
One last thing: Ange (who is the 24yo girlfriend of a friend of mine named Jon) and Sarah have both promised to teach me how to knit and how to do the more complicated patterns in the bracelets. I promise to send people stuff when I learn how to make them! Argyile here I come!
AND! I was shopping yesterday with Sarah and got the comment that I'm more female than most of the people she knows. So :P
Okay I'm done.
*huggles to Andy*
LAterz all!
Tuesday, December 21, 2004
yayz all done!
Okay first the funny story which will explain why I am typing without commas.
While attempting to remove glittering things from 'neath my keyboard last evening I some how managed to pop off the comma key (it was stuck). It flew o'er my head and into the vastness of messyness that I call my room. I have not been able to find it.
So on with today
Met up with Sarah at Rideau today. We bought many things. First we looked around chapters. Then we went to Rideau and started looking for a t-shirt for her brother (who loves Rammstein). Try as we might we couldn't find one. So I then went to the Shoppers and bought my hair dye. The colour is a secret! You'll find out... when you next see me lol. (Heck it might last that long). Also Sarah talked me into trying something new so *isn't sure if it'll look good or not but going to try it at least once*. We then walked down Rideau to a t-shirt place and looked for more Rammstein t-shirts. Failing to find one even there we ended up buying him a Scarface t-shirt for christmas. Back to Rideau where I bought the colours I needed for Nicky's birthday present (which is going to take me a few days to make as it's exactly like Sarah's and hers took me three days working most of the day). I may have to finish it on the bus! Then we bought cheese bread and had lunch. Bought a DVD movie of Rammstein for her brother at HMV and spent the rest of the day loitering around Rideau looking at various stores or Chapters. We also wandered down to Venus Envy later in the day. Made plans to see her tomorrow for her to dye my hair. (At another ungodly hour of the morning.... 9:30AM! After a 2 hour bus ride (so I'm up at 7am lol).
And for some reason STO.ca isn't working... grrs! Ah well I'll try again tomorrow morning. Or I'll go downstairs and see if I can find a schedule.
So after this I went home had a quick supper and was off again with my parents shopping to Bayshore. I finally finished shopping for my parents (I bought my dad a really nice golf shirt and my mom a $20 gift certificate for HMV to get a CD that she'll have to order) so I am completly and finally done all christmas shopping. (on the 21st too!) All that remains is the wrapping of my parent's presents and the making/wrapping of Daren Nicky Jaz and Pats. Though I've decided that Daren Jaz and Pat can wait til after x-mas to get theirs. (And I think Daren's just gettting a really simple one that takes about half an hour to make. Pat and Jaz are getting long ones like Nicky/Sarahs.)
And now absolutely exhausted by my shopping I am home again.
So my plans for tomorrow are now:
I am leaving here at about 7:30AM. Getting to Sarah's at 9:30AM. We're going to do my hair (which takes a while) and then do something for the rest of the day (she has movies!). Then I'm going off to PTY and I'll be home around 10PM as usual.
Thursday my mom and I have to go buy travellers cheques and groceries for my trip.
Friday is christmas eve
Saturday is christmas dinner with grandparents at 3pm.
Sunday is boxing day with dinner at grandparents at 3pm then leaving for Timmins!!!!
(the week is going fast love!)
So I'm exhausted and I have to be up for 7am tomorrow so I will bid everyone good night. Sorry I couldn't stick around and talk andy but i'm just gone after all the walking and the cold today.
(PS: Saw something awesome at Venus Envy. May consider buying it for your birthday present. I know Jaz has some and she loves them.)
*snuggles to andy*
Laterz all!
While attempting to remove glittering things from 'neath my keyboard last evening I some how managed to pop off the comma key (it was stuck). It flew o'er my head and into the vastness of messyness that I call my room. I have not been able to find it.
So on with today
Met up with Sarah at Rideau today. We bought many things. First we looked around chapters. Then we went to Rideau and started looking for a t-shirt for her brother (who loves Rammstein). Try as we might we couldn't find one. So I then went to the Shoppers and bought my hair dye. The colour is a secret! You'll find out... when you next see me lol. (Heck it might last that long). Also Sarah talked me into trying something new so *isn't sure if it'll look good or not but going to try it at least once*. We then walked down Rideau to a t-shirt place and looked for more Rammstein t-shirts. Failing to find one even there we ended up buying him a Scarface t-shirt for christmas. Back to Rideau where I bought the colours I needed for Nicky's birthday present (which is going to take me a few days to make as it's exactly like Sarah's and hers took me three days working most of the day). I may have to finish it on the bus! Then we bought cheese bread and had lunch. Bought a DVD movie of Rammstein for her brother at HMV and spent the rest of the day loitering around Rideau looking at various stores or Chapters. We also wandered down to Venus Envy later in the day. Made plans to see her tomorrow for her to dye my hair. (At another ungodly hour of the morning.... 9:30AM! After a 2 hour bus ride (so I'm up at 7am lol).
And for some reason STO.ca isn't working... grrs! Ah well I'll try again tomorrow morning. Or I'll go downstairs and see if I can find a schedule.
So after this I went home had a quick supper and was off again with my parents shopping to Bayshore. I finally finished shopping for my parents (I bought my dad a really nice golf shirt and my mom a $20 gift certificate for HMV to get a CD that she'll have to order) so I am completly and finally done all christmas shopping. (on the 21st too!) All that remains is the wrapping of my parent's presents and the making/wrapping of Daren Nicky Jaz and Pats. Though I've decided that Daren Jaz and Pat can wait til after x-mas to get theirs. (And I think Daren's just gettting a really simple one that takes about half an hour to make. Pat and Jaz are getting long ones like Nicky/Sarahs.)
And now absolutely exhausted by my shopping I am home again.
So my plans for tomorrow are now:
I am leaving here at about 7:30AM. Getting to Sarah's at 9:30AM. We're going to do my hair (which takes a while) and then do something for the rest of the day (she has movies!). Then I'm going off to PTY and I'll be home around 10PM as usual.
Thursday my mom and I have to go buy travellers cheques and groceries for my trip.
Friday is christmas eve
Saturday is christmas dinner with grandparents at 3pm.
Sunday is boxing day with dinner at grandparents at 3pm then leaving for Timmins!!!!
(the week is going fast love!)
So I'm exhausted and I have to be up for 7am tomorrow so I will bid everyone good night. Sorry I couldn't stick around and talk andy but i'm just gone after all the walking and the cold today.
(PS: Saw something awesome at Venus Envy. May consider buying it for your birthday present. I know Jaz has some and she loves them.)
*snuggles to andy*
Laterz all!
Monday, December 20, 2004
woohoo!
I have... two repetitions of the colour scheme and then I'm finally done Sarah's present (yah, it's taking longer than I expected... grrs!). Which is good, because her and I are going shopping tomorrow (she's got one more x-mas present to buy and I've got to get some stuff for Nicky's, my hair dye and I have to give her her present as we probably won't see each other after this until the beginning of next semester.
it's a nice blue fade to white fade to pink fade to white fade to blue pattern I have going for her. I hope she likes it.
After I finish this, I'm going to wrap it, then start looking through my large bin of thread to find colours for nicky's and i'll buy anything I don't have tomorrow when I'm at Rideau.
Burgandy, my hair will be. *wonders if Sarah will dye it for him* I dislike Mary... but she does it for free and she's good at it so... but if Sarah could, it would be great.
So we have *gasp* less than a week! 6 days, 17 hours, 23 minutes remaining until I finally arrive in Timmins (and only 6days/5hours/23minutes until I leave) again.
*is getting slowly more hyper and more anxious as the time draws near*
it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop...
*knocks on wood*
lol
So I had an idea for a new story that I want to begin writing after I finish Pun Hell (Which I may work on later tonight if I don't have all the colours for Nicky's present).
...
...
...
Oh you want a synopsis?! You're SOL then! No synopsis as I have no clue what it's going to be about. Just an idea to write about. Wait and see!
Anyways, this bracelet requires my attention now.
*hugs, snugs and love to Andy*
Laterz all.
it's a nice blue fade to white fade to pink fade to white fade to blue pattern I have going for her. I hope she likes it.
After I finish this, I'm going to wrap it, then start looking through my large bin of thread to find colours for nicky's and i'll buy anything I don't have tomorrow when I'm at Rideau.
Burgandy, my hair will be. *wonders if Sarah will dye it for him* I dislike Mary... but she does it for free and she's good at it so... but if Sarah could, it would be great.
So we have *gasp* less than a week! 6 days, 17 hours, 23 minutes remaining until I finally arrive in Timmins (and only 6days/5hours/23minutes until I leave) again.
*is getting slowly more hyper and more anxious as the time draws near*
it's like waiting for the other shoe to drop...
*knocks on wood*
lol
So I had an idea for a new story that I want to begin writing after I finish Pun Hell (Which I may work on later tonight if I don't have all the colours for Nicky's present).
...
...
...
Oh you want a synopsis?! You're SOL then! No synopsis as I have no clue what it's going to be about. Just an idea to write about. Wait and see!
Anyways, this bracelet requires my attention now.
*hugs, snugs and love to Andy*
Laterz all.
Zounds!
Alright, an update thee says, so an update I bring.
Sunday
Slept in until about 11. Got up, went downstairs, talked with my mom about plans for this week. Wrapped all of the presents I have so far:
Grandma/Grandpas
Nanny/Granddads
Andys
Worked on Sarah's present for a bit. (I'm roughly 2/3rds done now and will work on it for at least another hour tonight and probably a good bit of tomorrow.) Went out shopping for presents. Bought my brother the CD Silence (Sonata Arctica). Still looking for mom/dads. Got home. Talked with Andy. Decided on colour of my hair (burgandy, sorry everyone who hated it!) and on a colour scheme for nicky's b-day present. Will be starting nicky's tomorrow, if I have everything I need.
So that was my day, boring as it was. Tonight I've got to finish this darned bracelet, maybe pick the colours for nicky's and cut them, make a packing list and sleep!
Oh and write in my private blog, which I'll be doing right after this. I've also got a poem for the poetry blog, for those few of you who love my poetry.
So that's about it for tonight.
*hugs to Andy*
Later all.
Sunday
Slept in until about 11. Got up, went downstairs, talked with my mom about plans for this week. Wrapped all of the presents I have so far:
Grandma/Grandpas
Nanny/Granddads
Andys
Worked on Sarah's present for a bit. (I'm roughly 2/3rds done now and will work on it for at least another hour tonight and probably a good bit of tomorrow.) Went out shopping for presents. Bought my brother the CD Silence (Sonata Arctica). Still looking for mom/dads. Got home. Talked with Andy. Decided on colour of my hair (burgandy, sorry everyone who hated it!) and on a colour scheme for nicky's b-day present. Will be starting nicky's tomorrow, if I have everything I need.
So that was my day, boring as it was. Tonight I've got to finish this darned bracelet, maybe pick the colours for nicky's and cut them, make a packing list and sleep!
Oh and write in my private blog, which I'll be doing right after this. I've also got a poem for the poetry blog, for those few of you who love my poetry.
So that's about it for tonight.
*hugs to Andy*
Later all.
Sunday, December 19, 2004
Random mutterings off the top of my head
Random mutterings off the top of my head,
Loosely arranged in semi-prose, semi-poetic?
Crazy, nutters, insane they all say, 'til bed;
Random nonsense, patterned in poetics.
So now, let it begin again
To flow, from the depths
So now, let it never be said
That I never release from my head
Titled rage against the insanity
Of over controlled and over insane
Uber protective, taken beyond ability
For you to handle, keep you sane
Hold you now, stroke your hair
It'll all be better one day soon
Believe in friends, believe in pairs
Pi will guard your sleep and croon
Sing a love song, listen to me now
Hear me say it, you know it's true
In my heart, at last at last
I know it, you know and it shall last
See us together, the future lies
Hand in hand, you in white
Me in black, speak of pi
A man before us, you may kiss the bride
Lying together, field of grass before
Nuzzling cheeks, let the children grow
Lying inside, watch the snow,
The children asleep, look, a mistletoe.
Kiss me long, kiss me tender
Kiss me all throughout time
Hold my hand, say it's okay
As we sleep to eternal rhymes
The future is all, today is but a moment
Fleeting and here, next second it's gone
Today is but a snapshot, a feelting moment
In your life, now maybe you can be untorn
Believe in your love
Believe in things to come
Believe in tomorrow, not today
Believe in me
Today's but a moment, tomorrow we'll see
There's a blue bottle, a giant bunny
A mug of pi, waiting for you and for me
Believe in tomorrow, not in today
The world grows brighter, soon you will see
You can put them behind you, hard as it may seem
The pi will be with us, both you and me
The future is brighter, just ignore the sea
yeah... okay I was in a completely random mood!
*feels bit better*
*wants to rage, but is too tired. Maybe tomorrow.* Today I'm going to bed and will be thankful I don't have to turn my alarm clocks on lol. I'll post in my private blog tomorrow, and perhaps in my poetry journal too. I realize it's been a while since I've posted anything there. Maybe I'll go through my archives and post some old stuff. (actually i think i've got some pretty good stuff somewhere that I haven't posted yet!)
*is half done sarah's present* curses!
anyways... yes... off to bed.
Lots of love to you Andy *snugs* ti amo.
Laterz all
Loosely arranged in semi-prose, semi-poetic?
Crazy, nutters, insane they all say, 'til bed;
Random nonsense, patterned in poetics.
So now, let it begin again
To flow, from the depths
So now, let it never be said
That I never release from my head
Titled rage against the insanity
Of over controlled and over insane
Uber protective, taken beyond ability
For you to handle, keep you sane
Hold you now, stroke your hair
It'll all be better one day soon
Believe in friends, believe in pairs
Pi will guard your sleep and croon
Sing a love song, listen to me now
Hear me say it, you know it's true
In my heart, at last at last
I know it, you know and it shall last
See us together, the future lies
Hand in hand, you in white
Me in black, speak of pi
A man before us, you may kiss the bride
Lying together, field of grass before
Nuzzling cheeks, let the children grow
Lying inside, watch the snow,
The children asleep, look, a mistletoe.
Kiss me long, kiss me tender
Kiss me all throughout time
Hold my hand, say it's okay
As we sleep to eternal rhymes
The future is all, today is but a moment
Fleeting and here, next second it's gone
Today is but a snapshot, a feelting moment
In your life, now maybe you can be untorn
Believe in your love
Believe in things to come
Believe in tomorrow, not today
Believe in me
Today's but a moment, tomorrow we'll see
There's a blue bottle, a giant bunny
A mug of pi, waiting for you and for me
Believe in tomorrow, not in today
The world grows brighter, soon you will see
You can put them behind you, hard as it may seem
The pi will be with us, both you and me
The future is brighter, just ignore the sea
yeah... okay I was in a completely random mood!
*feels bit better*
*wants to rage, but is too tired. Maybe tomorrow.* Today I'm going to bed and will be thankful I don't have to turn my alarm clocks on lol. I'll post in my private blog tomorrow, and perhaps in my poetry journal too. I realize it's been a while since I've posted anything there. Maybe I'll go through my archives and post some old stuff. (actually i think i've got some pretty good stuff somewhere that I haven't posted yet!)
*is half done sarah's present* curses!
anyways... yes... off to bed.
Lots of love to you Andy *snugs* ti amo.
Laterz all
blaaaargh!
8 days to go until my trip. The following things need doing for the trip:
- Purchase $600 in travellers checks to pay for the hotel
- Transfer $500 spending money from various sources into my bank account
- Upgrade my weekly limit to $500 and my daily to $300
- Make a packing list
- Purchase food for the trip up
- Wrap Andy/Freya's presents
- Pack!
- Do laundry for the trip
- Buy new headphones
- Burn CDs for trip up
- Find books for trip up
- Charge the batteries
And, not to mention also this week:
- Complete Sarah/Pat/Jaz/Daren's x-mas presents (tiny ones that they are)
- Complete shopping for my family (to go: dad, mom, chris)
- Wrap all of their presents
- Bake cookies for various people
- Go to two christmas dinners (one the 25th, one the 26th)
- Deliver Sarah/Pat/Jaz/Daren's x-mas presents
- Go shopping for hair dye/get my hair dyed
At the moment I am creating Sarah's present, which is going to take a while. Pat and Jaz's will take a while too. Daren's will take less time. I may also do some wrapping tonight (not really tired yet). Tomorrow I'm going out to Bayshore/Rideau with Mom/brother(?) to shop for dad and Chris. I know what I want to get my mom, just have to get away from her long enough to find it/buy it. Ryan's getting a Sens sweater, Chris is getting a Sonata Arctica CD (Ecliptica), my Dad is getting a nice golf shirt and my mom, I'm going to try and find her a John Melloncamp CD (hopefully the same one we used to have, she loves and was broken). Monday I'll hopefully finish most of the presents and a lot of the wrapping. Tuesday I'll finish whatever I didn't finish Monday, then that night my mom and I are going out to get the travellers cheques. Wednesday is my day off, I might go out to Rideau/Bayshore with Sarah to see if we can't find a hair dye that we think will look good on me (she hates the burgandy and I'm willing to consider alternatives). Wednesday night I'm going to PTY. Thursday is another free day (or wrapping/making present time if I haven't finished them already). Thursday night my mom and I are going out to buy the groceries we need. Friday is Christmas Eve, during the day I may go drop off people's presents. Saturday is christmas and we're going over to grandma/grandpa's in Barrhaven. Sunday, we're going out to Cornwall for x-mas dinner with nannie/granddad. Then I'm leaving that night for Timmins!
So yep, it's a hectic week but I think I left some holes in there for relaxation.
Anyways, I'm going to continue on Sarah's present for another hour or two, then I'm off to bed.
*hugs to Andy*
Laterz all!
- Purchase $600 in travellers checks to pay for the hotel
- Transfer $500 spending money from various sources into my bank account
- Upgrade my weekly limit to $500 and my daily to $300
- Make a packing list
- Purchase food for the trip up
- Wrap Andy/Freya's presents
- Pack!
- Do laundry for the trip
- Buy new headphones
- Burn CDs for trip up
- Find books for trip up
- Charge the batteries
And, not to mention also this week:
- Complete Sarah/Pat/Jaz/Daren's x-mas presents (tiny ones that they are)
- Complete shopping for my family (to go: dad, mom, chris)
- Wrap all of their presents
- Bake cookies for various people
- Go to two christmas dinners (one the 25th, one the 26th)
- Deliver Sarah/Pat/Jaz/Daren's x-mas presents
- Go shopping for hair dye/get my hair dyed
At the moment I am creating Sarah's present, which is going to take a while. Pat and Jaz's will take a while too. Daren's will take less time. I may also do some wrapping tonight (not really tired yet). Tomorrow I'm going out to Bayshore/Rideau with Mom/brother(?) to shop for dad and Chris. I know what I want to get my mom, just have to get away from her long enough to find it/buy it. Ryan's getting a Sens sweater, Chris is getting a Sonata Arctica CD (Ecliptica), my Dad is getting a nice golf shirt and my mom, I'm going to try and find her a John Melloncamp CD (hopefully the same one we used to have, she loves and was broken). Monday I'll hopefully finish most of the presents and a lot of the wrapping. Tuesday I'll finish whatever I didn't finish Monday, then that night my mom and I are going out to get the travellers cheques. Wednesday is my day off, I might go out to Rideau/Bayshore with Sarah to see if we can't find a hair dye that we think will look good on me (she hates the burgandy and I'm willing to consider alternatives). Wednesday night I'm going to PTY. Thursday is another free day (or wrapping/making present time if I haven't finished them already). Thursday night my mom and I are going out to buy the groceries we need. Friday is Christmas Eve, during the day I may go drop off people's presents. Saturday is christmas and we're going over to grandma/grandpa's in Barrhaven. Sunday, we're going out to Cornwall for x-mas dinner with nannie/granddad. Then I'm leaving that night for Timmins!
So yep, it's a hectic week but I think I left some holes in there for relaxation.
Anyways, I'm going to continue on Sarah's present for another hour or two, then I'm off to bed.
*hugs to Andy*
Laterz all!
Saturday, December 18, 2004
*removed*
The last chapter of Pun Hell was removed, as it is woefully inadequate and will be rewritten at my earliest convience.
Today was insane. Here's the plan: Wake up at 6:30, go into Rideau for 8AM, meet Sarah/Daren/Jess/Sauveur, shop, go back to Sarah's place and have the party.
Here's what actually happened: Woke up at 10AM, got into Rideau at 11AM. Just missed the others leaving. Spent three hours searching for them at Rideau. Went home, found out Daren had called after I left and told me to call him back at Sarah's house (I didn't have the number until then) so I called, got directions and spent three hours getting to Sarah's place by bus, got there around 5PM, everyone else left at 7PM (lazy buggers) so Sarah and I watched Swordfish and The Witches then my dad came to pick me up.
So my day, asides from all the running around, was good. Now, as I'm exhausted from said running around, I must be off. Will talk to everyone later!
*hugs to Andy* hopefully talk to you tomorrow night love!
LAterz!
Today was insane. Here's the plan: Wake up at 6:30, go into Rideau for 8AM, meet Sarah/Daren/Jess/Sauveur, shop, go back to Sarah's place and have the party.
Here's what actually happened: Woke up at 10AM, got into Rideau at 11AM. Just missed the others leaving. Spent three hours searching for them at Rideau. Went home, found out Daren had called after I left and told me to call him back at Sarah's house (I didn't have the number until then) so I called, got directions and spent three hours getting to Sarah's place by bus, got there around 5PM, everyone else left at 7PM (lazy buggers) so Sarah and I watched Swordfish and The Witches then my dad came to pick me up.
So my day, asides from all the running around, was good. Now, as I'm exhausted from said running around, I must be off. Will talk to everyone later!
*hugs to Andy* hopefully talk to you tomorrow night love!
LAterz!
Monday, December 13, 2004
Frustrated
*grumbles*
very frustrated with certain people after some news I recieved later today.
Just a news flash: My trip to Timmins is indeed on, I never cancelled it. I was going to make it a surprise for Freya, but I decided she needed to hear about it today.
Anyways, later all.
*hugs to Andy*
Dep
very frustrated with certain people after some news I recieved later today.
Just a news flash: My trip to Timmins is indeed on, I never cancelled it. I was going to make it a surprise for Freya, but I decided she needed to hear about it today.
Anyways, later all.
*hugs to Andy*
Dep
Saturday, December 11, 2004
T'night
I'm just around for a bit, enough to give you an update.
Today went well. I got readdicted to the Pern series by Anne McCafferry.
Grandparents are over right now. Maternal --> 80$ towards the trip (much appreciated). Paternal --> new clothes. (which are baise... and white...) *remains silent rather than being impolite*
Anyways, I've got to go back down soon.
I'm going out tonight though... Vicki is having her boyfriend over tomorrow apparently, so we're going to be studying tonight. I'm going over around 10PM, study and then sleep over, finish anything in the wee hours of morning, then walk home before they have to go to Mass.
*hugs to Andy* sorry I didn't see you tonight love, was hoping to get to talk to you for a bit, but I guess I missed ya. Talk to you tomorrow I hope! *blows digikiss her way*
Laterz all
Today went well. I got readdicted to the Pern series by Anne McCafferry.
Grandparents are over right now. Maternal --> 80$ towards the trip (much appreciated). Paternal --> new clothes. (which are baise... and white...) *remains silent rather than being impolite*
Anyways, I've got to go back down soon.
I'm going out tonight though... Vicki is having her boyfriend over tomorrow apparently, so we're going to be studying tonight. I'm going over around 10PM, study and then sleep over, finish anything in the wee hours of morning, then walk home before they have to go to Mass.
*hugs to Andy* sorry I didn't see you tonight love, was hoping to get to talk to you for a bit, but I guess I missed ya. Talk to you tomorrow I hope! *blows digikiss her way*
Laterz all
Attention, Attention
I am now switching mostly over to LiveJournal for my posting purposes. My journal address there is http://livejournal.com/users/darkelfpoet. Anyone who reads this is welcome to get a livejournal account and add me to their friends list, I'll be sure to add you right afterwards.
I may still post here occasionally, so watch it too.
Later all!
I may still post here occasionally, so watch it too.
Later all!
Friday, December 10, 2004
Hey all
Well last night I went to the coffee shop at D'Arcy. It was okay... not really a coffee house, more of a talent show and a couple of acts I could have done without. (I dislike lip synchers, especiallys ones that sing along to the music and are completely, hopelessly, badly out of key. It's okay when you're just singing along, but you don't put that up as an act.) Their play was good though, so they redeemed themselves and returned to their 'neutral' state in my mind.
i was looking over the marks I got in various courses and determined a few things. I am relying on the kindness of my Biology and Philosophy teachers to pass those courses. Biology I believe is passable, but I have to do really well on my exam to be able to pass. Philosophy... I have 16%. I just handed in an essay, very late, which is worth 25% and the final is worth 30%. Between those two, yes I can pass. I need near perfect marks on both, so it really depends on how generous my teacher is. Chemistry, I don't have a problem in. English, I calculated a 50 something mark actually, with only passes on my two essays, so I think I actually passed that really well. Calculus I think I already passed or needed 1-2%, ditto Chemistry. So I'm not sweating much over anything else but Biology now. Upside: Out of these courses, I only need the English and the Calculus and I know I passed those. Go me! I also have an awesome mark in my intro to office...
oh my god... lol. Sorry I'm browsing a friend's art on-line and it is awesome. Go Shannon, go.
Now...w hat was I saying?
mmmm... right intro to office.
THE COURSE IS SO SLACK AND LONG AND BORING AND TEDIOUS!
Right my mark. *goes to check if the mark's come in yet*
nope
but I expect it to be 90+. I got a 96 on my midterm, doing no work and I haven't done any since, so. It should be up there. Gym should be up their too in the 90s, with perfects on all my work, only one class missed. Cal, I'm expecting mid-80s, low 90s maybe. Rest of the courses, to hell! I only need one or two extraneous courses for Waterloo. Pass marks would be great in the others.
Final marks come out in January sometime, so I'll have to wait til then I suppose.
Today, I wrote the Calculus exam in the morning. It went okay, but I blanked on implicit differention and wasted a large chunk of time (20minutes!) trying to remember. As such, I finished the entire exam only two minutes before the exam was over. But I think I did well. I know I passed the course, just hope I do well enough to get my average up their for Waterloo.
I spent the rest of the day at school hitting myself for forgetting my Biology book at home, so I couldn't study. At around 4, Daren, Sarah and I took a bus to les Promenades so Daren could go shopping for something. (Dragon... all I have to say is Yugi-Oh... ew.) We went to timmy ho's afterwards, and I bummed hot chocolate off of them, who each bought one. When going back to the bus, Daren and I got lost in Promenades. It was funny.
Apparently I'm an A and a half. And Jaz thought I was a C. Funny. Heh... Sarah wanted to get her measuring stuff and actually do it. I told her no. So she eyeballed it.
A friend of ours really likes a guy, so Dragon Sarah and I are going to conspire to get them together. Thanks Andy for your advice, we'll put it to good use *evil conspiritorial grin*
Cursed parents not letting me go to Timmins. THEY WILL BURN!
Or not...
So... yes... yes... I do believe it is time indeed. Andy I know you've waited a long time for this... almost a week... but it's here. Finally, it's here!
Pun Hell
Chapter V (Five for those of you without a first grade education)
Pun Hell (Level III)
The Monkies (May The Monkey Be With You)
i was looking over the marks I got in various courses and determined a few things. I am relying on the kindness of my Biology and Philosophy teachers to pass those courses. Biology I believe is passable, but I have to do really well on my exam to be able to pass. Philosophy... I have 16%. I just handed in an essay, very late, which is worth 25% and the final is worth 30%. Between those two, yes I can pass. I need near perfect marks on both, so it really depends on how generous my teacher is. Chemistry, I don't have a problem in. English, I calculated a 50 something mark actually, with only passes on my two essays, so I think I actually passed that really well. Calculus I think I already passed or needed 1-2%, ditto Chemistry. So I'm not sweating much over anything else but Biology now. Upside: Out of these courses, I only need the English and the Calculus and I know I passed those. Go me! I also have an awesome mark in my intro to office...
oh my god... lol. Sorry I'm browsing a friend's art on-line and it is awesome. Go Shannon, go.
Now...w hat was I saying?
mmmm... right intro to office.
THE COURSE IS SO SLACK AND LONG AND BORING AND TEDIOUS!
Right my mark. *goes to check if the mark's come in yet*
nope
but I expect it to be 90+. I got a 96 on my midterm, doing no work and I haven't done any since, so. It should be up there. Gym should be up their too in the 90s, with perfects on all my work, only one class missed. Cal, I'm expecting mid-80s, low 90s maybe. Rest of the courses, to hell! I only need one or two extraneous courses for Waterloo. Pass marks would be great in the others.
Final marks come out in January sometime, so I'll have to wait til then I suppose.
Today, I wrote the Calculus exam in the morning. It went okay, but I blanked on implicit differention and wasted a large chunk of time (20minutes!) trying to remember. As such, I finished the entire exam only two minutes before the exam was over. But I think I did well. I know I passed the course, just hope I do well enough to get my average up their for Waterloo.
I spent the rest of the day at school hitting myself for forgetting my Biology book at home, so I couldn't study. At around 4, Daren, Sarah and I took a bus to les Promenades so Daren could go shopping for something. (Dragon... all I have to say is Yugi-Oh... ew.) We went to timmy ho's afterwards, and I bummed hot chocolate off of them, who each bought one. When going back to the bus, Daren and I got lost in Promenades. It was funny.
Apparently I'm an A and a half. And Jaz thought I was a C. Funny. Heh... Sarah wanted to get her measuring stuff and actually do it. I told her no. So she eyeballed it.
A friend of ours really likes a guy, so Dragon Sarah and I are going to conspire to get them together. Thanks Andy for your advice, we'll put it to good use *evil conspiritorial grin*
Cursed parents not letting me go to Timmins. THEY WILL BURN!
Or not...
So... yes... yes... I do believe it is time indeed. Andy I know you've waited a long time for this... almost a week... but it's here. Finally, it's here!
Pun Hell
Chapter V (Five for those of you without a first grade education)
Pun Hell (Level III)
The Monkies (May The Monkey Be With You)
Tristan and Dawn were in the dark.
(HOW ROMANTIC)
You know…
(WHAT)
Look out! Ninjas!
*ninjas descend from ceiling and kill User’s Girlfriend*
Ah well… now I can write without interruptions in those romantic moments.
Yes… Tristan and Dawn were in the dark.
Tristan: I wonder what’s on this level…
Dawn: I dunno, love. But I’m tired. Can we take a break?
Tristan: Sure love. Just sit on the bunny.
Dawn: Only if you sit with me. *naughty look in her eyes*
Tristan: *evil twist in his voice* of course.
Tristan: Hey, you notice we’re speaking like a chatroom now?
Dawn: Hey… yeah… cool.
Tristan: w00t!
But little did they know that it was merely the dialogue in the form a chatroom, and really they were just…
Dawn: Hey, where’s that voice coming from?
*whispers* characters in a play, to be toyed with as I see fit…
Dawn: I can still hear you! Shut up!
Tristan: Hey love…
Dawn: Yes?
Tristan: *kisses her*
Dawn: *makes out passionately with Tristan*
On the giant bunny, in the third level of pun hell, surrounded by who knows what terrible beasts and creatures (monkeys and ninjas), they made out. Tristan then boldly reached down with his hand and slowly slid her black silk shirt over her head. Dawn nearly tore his shirt from his body in her hurry to get it off. Kissing her softly, Tristan snapped his fingers and candles appeared all around the giant bunny. The soft smell of incense mingling with the scented candles filled the room. Tristan kissed a path down her neck to her breasts, inhaling the scent of the candles and incense now mingling with her scent, loving it. Dawn arched her back as Tristan reached around behind her and undid the clips that held her black lace bra on and flung it onto the floor. Dawn ran her fingers through his hair as he slowly drew each of her nipples into his mouth, where he flicked them with his tongue and lightly nibbled on them. Her fingers tightened on his hair with this last action. He lay her on her back then reached down and unzipped her black jeans, unbuttoned them and slid them down her short and beautiful legs. Slowly kissing from her ankles upwards, he made his way to her thighs while she urged him upwards. When she leaned forward to pull him upwards, he snapped his fingers and she found her hands tied with silk scarves to the giant bunny. Unable to move, she could do nothing but wait as Tristan slowly worked his way up to her thighs, then began to play with her black lace panties with his tongue. Slipping his tongue under, he began to play around. Stopping suddenly, he made her moan in despair as his head came back up to hers.
Tristan: I love you.
Dawn: Ti amo anche.
He kissed her then, staring into her eyes, his hands grasped the band of the panties and slid them down her legs until they rested in her jeans. Then his hands went back up to her and slowly a finger slipped inside of her, followed by another. His thumb found her clit and started rubbing on it in slow circles. His little finger went deeper between her legs and started stroking between her anus and her vagina. She moaned and he kissed her, a long deep kiss, their tongues intermeshing, touching, stroking. Her right hand went to the obvious bulge in his pants and stroked it slowly. She found the zipper and the button on his jeans, opened them and pulled them down. Her hand went inside his boxers and found his cut member. She stroked it slowly and Tristan moaned into her mouth. Suddenly she snapped her fingers and their positions were reversed. Tristan found his hands (now sticky) bound above him and Dawn with her hand in his boxers now. She pulled them down and off, along with his jeans, and then blew air lightly across his member. Tristan shuddered and then twitched from the feeling she was creating in him. She then reached up with her arm and scratched the back of his neck, really lightly. Tristan moaned in pleasure and in frustration. She kissed him, then kissed down his neck to his nipples, which were now erect. She nibbled on them, sometimes hard sometimes soft and Tristan was literally jumping with each nipple. Finally she kissed down further and licked the length of his member.
Tristan: Stop torturing me love!
Dawn: But it’s so much fun!
Tristan growled. Dawn played with his member for a while, stroking it a bit then flicking it lightly. Finally she gets up and returns her face to his.
Dawn: Je t’aime.
Tristan: Je t’aime aussi
She kisses him and then Tristan snaps his fingers and their positions are reversed once again. She is now tied to the bunny by her arms and legs with silk scarves, spread eagle. He straddles her and slowly enters her, trying to be gentle. He kisses her as she starts to moan. Tristan starts moving faster, in and out, moaning as well. Finally, together, they climax and fall to the ground sated.
Tristan: Was it good, your first time doing it in this story?
Dawn: Oh, yes. It was great. How about you?
Tristan: Excellent.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, killer monkey ninjas appear. One’s blade is still covered in blood. Tristan snaps his fingers and giant space whales appear, shooting mini-space whales at the monkeys, who get cancer and die. Then the dead ninja monkey spirits appear and kill the giant space whales. Then the giant space whale spirits appear. They look at each other and then look at Tristan and Dawn.
Tristan: Ummmm….
Dawn: Run.
They ran through the forest and they ran through the trees. They ran through the bushes where the beavers (except Dawn’s pet beaver) wouldn’t go. They ran so fast that the hounds of hell couldn’t catch them, all the way back to the giant bunny, where they found the ninja monkeys awaiting them. Then out of nowhere came David. He came with a giant Bible and yelled at the ninja monkeys “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!” The monkeys exploded into tiny pieces. Then David came over to Tristan and Dawn.
David: Hi guys. Want to join my religion?
Dawn: Umm… no thanks.
Tristan: Nah.
David: Aww.. come on. It’s a great excuse to break up with people and it’s the only way to get into heaven.
Dawn: That’s it…
Dawn pulled out a giant cheese grater and used it on David.
Tristan: What a cheesy way to finish this chapter.
And with that they fell through the floor into the next level of pun hell.
(MY GOD! THE SEX!)
User… I thought you died.
(WELL YEAH! BUT I CAME BACK AS A GHOST)
Yeah… well… *pulls out a pentacle* THE POWER OF THE GODDESS COMPELLS YOU!
(NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *explodes*)
Now… we must go forwards, not backwards, upwards not forwards and always twirling, twirling towards Chapter V.
Thursday, December 09, 2004
damn...
I've just been told by my parents that there will be no trip to Timmins for me this winter, which really SUCKS! No... I understand, they just don't have the money to fund such a trip. but it's still really really bad. I was really looking forward to seeing Andy and Freya. *hugs to both of them* sorry you two.
Anyways... just thought i'd let everyone in on that.
*hugs to Andy*
Later all.
Anyways... just thought i'd let everyone in on that.
*hugs to Andy*
Later all.
Wednesday, December 08, 2004
hey a brief post
Andy, I know you're going to be disappointed, but I'm not calling you tonight as I know you wrote two exams today and if you're sleeping, you must need it, thus I'll let you sleep. (And I'm off to bed myself soon)
Today was exhausting.
Stayed up til midnight about last night. I woke up this morning, it was about 7:00AM... exactly the time I had to leave to make my exam. So I managed to beg a ride from my parents. Luckily tomorrow's exam isn't until 2:30PM, but I'm still going to bed early as I must study tomorrow morning (all my books are at school, so I'm going in early to study!)
Wrote the english exam, sure I passed and fairly sure I did really well on it. Combined with good marks on my exam (I must find Van de Vyvere tomorrow and retrieve them) I should have a decent mark in the course (Which is good as I need it to get into Waterloo).
Went downtown with Jaz and Pat, we went to the art store Wallacks, and then to varying clothes shops. Jaz was really pissed off at the clerk at Garbage because the clerk told her that their store didn't have clothes in her size (Jaz is a 13, or about a 32 I believe). I was listening, the clerk was really mean about it. *glare*
I had A&W for supper, it was good.
Went to PTY, which was bring a big kid night (ie bring someone really supportive of you in your orientation whom you look upto, etc etc etc) and it was fun. We had four big kids.
I no longer think Pat and Jaz are angry at me, I think there's some other stress in their life that's causing them to reject other people, so I hope they work it out soon, but I don't think it's me. At least not on Jaz's part. Pat, I'm less sure of, but I have my hopes still. (It's Jaz's time of the month though, so that could be part of (or all of) the explanation. *shrugs* they're not rejecting me so much, so I'm good.
So yeah... that was today, there was a lot of walking about Rideau. Andy, I'll call you sometime soon, I promise. *misses your voice already*
Alright, sleep now.
*hugs & kisses to Andy*
'Night All
Later
Today was exhausting.
Stayed up til midnight about last night. I woke up this morning, it was about 7:00AM... exactly the time I had to leave to make my exam. So I managed to beg a ride from my parents. Luckily tomorrow's exam isn't until 2:30PM, but I'm still going to bed early as I must study tomorrow morning (all my books are at school, so I'm going in early to study!)
Wrote the english exam, sure I passed and fairly sure I did really well on it. Combined with good marks on my exam (I must find Van de Vyvere tomorrow and retrieve them) I should have a decent mark in the course (Which is good as I need it to get into Waterloo).
Went downtown with Jaz and Pat, we went to the art store Wallacks, and then to varying clothes shops. Jaz was really pissed off at the clerk at Garbage because the clerk told her that their store didn't have clothes in her size (Jaz is a 13, or about a 32 I believe). I was listening, the clerk was really mean about it. *glare*
I had A&W for supper, it was good.
Went to PTY, which was bring a big kid night (ie bring someone really supportive of you in your orientation whom you look upto, etc etc etc) and it was fun. We had four big kids.
I no longer think Pat and Jaz are angry at me, I think there's some other stress in their life that's causing them to reject other people, so I hope they work it out soon, but I don't think it's me. At least not on Jaz's part. Pat, I'm less sure of, but I have my hopes still. (It's Jaz's time of the month though, so that could be part of (or all of) the explanation. *shrugs* they're not rejecting me so much, so I'm good.
So yeah... that was today, there was a lot of walking about Rideau. Andy, I'll call you sometime soon, I promise. *misses your voice already*
Alright, sleep now.
*hugs & kisses to Andy*
'Night All
Later
Tuesday, December 07, 2004
just a quote
From "The Importance of Being Earnest" (Oscar Wilde)
"It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable."
I think everyone sees the significance
BTW - "The Importance of Being Earnest" is a dreadfully funny play and I fully recommend to everyone out there that you read it.
*hugs to Andy*
"It is always painful to part from people whom one has known for a very brief space of time. The absence of old friends one can endure with equanimity. But even a momentary separation from anyone to whom one has just been introduced is almost unbearable."
I think everyone sees the significance
BTW - "The Importance of Being Earnest" is a dreadfully funny play and I fully recommend to everyone out there that you read it.
*hugs to Andy*
Two updates at once
I tried posting an update last night, but it wouldn't work, so it's been posted now.
Today was a pretty good day. I went in with the intention of studying for most of the day (I have two English plays (Oedipus Rex and The Importance of Being Earnest) and three short stories (Bartleby the Scrivener, Ulysses and one other that I forget) to read before tomorrow morning at 8:30 and then I have to look up the literary definitions of some terms. I may go in tomorrow and do that. But instead of reading today, I was instead captivated by first playing Magic with Adam and Daren, then weaving a bracelet/watching Family Guy, then playing Risk with Adam, Daren and Sarah, then Pat and Jaz arrived and we went off to Rideau together, which was okay. I finished the bracelet I started yesterday, it looks cool. Daren/Sarah, thanks for the hug at the end of the day, I needed that.
So plans for tonight are read those five pieces. I'll be taking breaks throughout the evening, so feel free to poke me. I'll go in early tomorrow and look up those definitions. Also have to call Vicki.
Anyways, laterz all!
*hugs to Andy*
Today was a pretty good day. I went in with the intention of studying for most of the day (I have two English plays (Oedipus Rex and The Importance of Being Earnest) and three short stories (Bartleby the Scrivener, Ulysses and one other that I forget) to read before tomorrow morning at 8:30 and then I have to look up the literary definitions of some terms. I may go in tomorrow and do that. But instead of reading today, I was instead captivated by first playing Magic with Adam and Daren, then weaving a bracelet/watching Family Guy, then playing Risk with Adam, Daren and Sarah, then Pat and Jaz arrived and we went off to Rideau together, which was okay. I finished the bracelet I started yesterday, it looks cool. Daren/Sarah, thanks for the hug at the end of the day, I needed that.
So plans for tonight are read those five pieces. I'll be taking breaks throughout the evening, so feel free to poke me. I'll go in early tomorrow and look up those definitions. Also have to call Vicki.
Anyways, laterz all!
*hugs to Andy*
Monday, December 06, 2004
Sorry
No new chapter of that story tonight. I'm blogging, finishing this braclet then going to bed in hopes of getting my rings back from Vicki tomorrow.
*plots evily*
Tomorrow I will spend reading every english story on the syllabus at least once. This includes the plays Oedipus Rex and The Importance of Being Earnest, about ten short stories and about ten poems. The day after I will write my english exam at 8:30AM and then spend the rest of the day reading six chapters of Philosophy and four chapters of Rationality. Day after that, I will spend my morning reviewing the P/R material, then write the Philosophy exam at 2:30PM. After the exam, I will read through the entirety of the calculus chapters, reviewing everything I've done before and looking at the stuff I've missed (though I have written all the tests, so I have a basic grasp of all the knowledge, just a matter of reviewing it). I'll write the Cal exam at 8:30AM Friday morning, then read the biology chaptres for the rest of the day. Saturday I will spend reviewing chemistry notes and visiting with my grandparents who'll be here for mine and my father's birthday. Sunday I will go over to Vicki's place and review for biology (either that, or Monday after school I'll go over to her place if I need more time to work on Chemistry). Monday morning at 8:30 AM I'll write the chemistry exam and spend the afternoon reviewing for Biology. Tuesday morning, I'll review for Biology then write the Biology exam at 2:30PM and then I'M FREE! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!
So the major event of today is I learned how to weave in an arrow pattern, not just diagonally. It takes a really long time (I'm about half done and I've put five solid hours into this bracelet) but the effect is so cool that I love it. Jon's girlfriend (Ange) said she'd bring in a book of bracelet patterns for me to read sometime soon, so that's cool.
Major downside today is that I feel really... underappreciated by a lot of people. *wonders if he's done a good job choosing friends here at Heritage*. I dunno, I just always thought that friends were supposed to cheer you up, not delibrately bring you down, which is what they did today. But meh. Maybe I'm just being thin skinned. (Or maybe my friends at Heritage are assholes?). Whatever. All I know is I wish I had more friends like Freya and Andy (though she's a little bit more than a friend). FREYA! COME BACK! WE LOVE YOU AND NEED YOU! But meh whatever, I'll deal with this if it becomes a real problem. I just don't want to lose what self-confidence I did manage to gain over the summer and a lot of my problems lately with relationships has been due to my hold on this self-confidence slipping. But whatever. I don't really want a lot from people... just a hug, a kind word and no insults. You may be joking but some things just aren't funny.
*is really dehydrated, so is getting a glass of water after finishing this blog*
So yeah... I have four more chapters of "The Many Levels of Pun Hell" planned, which I'll write really soon. Honestly, I think Dawn may have to wait until after I visit Timmins. It's just one of those things, I have no clue what it'll be like, so we'll just have to wait and see. I may try to write about it before then, if I feel up to it, but definately not until a week from now when my exams finally finish.
So... Andy, I love thee, I hope you sleep well tonight, do well on the exams and my parcel will be in the mail tomorrow. *hugs, snugs and kisses*
Freya, I hope you'll be back on-line soon. If not, I'll see you in a few weeks anyways! Three weeks left to go. Drop me a line Freya if you're on-line sometime. I could use a friendly letter froma friend.
Later all!
*plots evily*
Tomorrow I will spend reading every english story on the syllabus at least once. This includes the plays Oedipus Rex and The Importance of Being Earnest, about ten short stories and about ten poems. The day after I will write my english exam at 8:30AM and then spend the rest of the day reading six chapters of Philosophy and four chapters of Rationality. Day after that, I will spend my morning reviewing the P/R material, then write the Philosophy exam at 2:30PM. After the exam, I will read through the entirety of the calculus chapters, reviewing everything I've done before and looking at the stuff I've missed (though I have written all the tests, so I have a basic grasp of all the knowledge, just a matter of reviewing it). I'll write the Cal exam at 8:30AM Friday morning, then read the biology chaptres for the rest of the day. Saturday I will spend reviewing chemistry notes and visiting with my grandparents who'll be here for mine and my father's birthday. Sunday I will go over to Vicki's place and review for biology (either that, or Monday after school I'll go over to her place if I need more time to work on Chemistry). Monday morning at 8:30 AM I'll write the chemistry exam and spend the afternoon reviewing for Biology. Tuesday morning, I'll review for Biology then write the Biology exam at 2:30PM and then I'M FREE! HORRIBLE HORRIBLE FREEDOM!
So the major event of today is I learned how to weave in an arrow pattern, not just diagonally. It takes a really long time (I'm about half done and I've put five solid hours into this bracelet) but the effect is so cool that I love it. Jon's girlfriend (Ange) said she'd bring in a book of bracelet patterns for me to read sometime soon, so that's cool.
Major downside today is that I feel really... underappreciated by a lot of people. *wonders if he's done a good job choosing friends here at Heritage*. I dunno, I just always thought that friends were supposed to cheer you up, not delibrately bring you down, which is what they did today. But meh. Maybe I'm just being thin skinned. (Or maybe my friends at Heritage are assholes?). Whatever. All I know is I wish I had more friends like Freya and Andy (though she's a little bit more than a friend). FREYA! COME BACK! WE LOVE YOU AND NEED YOU! But meh whatever, I'll deal with this if it becomes a real problem. I just don't want to lose what self-confidence I did manage to gain over the summer and a lot of my problems lately with relationships has been due to my hold on this self-confidence slipping. But whatever. I don't really want a lot from people... just a hug, a kind word and no insults. You may be joking but some things just aren't funny.
*is really dehydrated, so is getting a glass of water after finishing this blog*
So yeah... I have four more chapters of "The Many Levels of Pun Hell" planned, which I'll write really soon. Honestly, I think Dawn may have to wait until after I visit Timmins. It's just one of those things, I have no clue what it'll be like, so we'll just have to wait and see. I may try to write about it before then, if I feel up to it, but definately not until a week from now when my exams finally finish.
So... Andy, I love thee, I hope you sleep well tonight, do well on the exams and my parcel will be in the mail tomorrow. *hugs, snugs and kisses*
Freya, I hope you'll be back on-line soon. If not, I'll see you in a few weeks anyways! Three weeks left to go. Drop me a line Freya if you're on-line sometime. I could use a friendly letter froma friend.
Later all!
Pun Hell (Chapter IV)
CHAPTER IV - PUN HELL (LEVEL III)
(*female voice now as opposed to male before* OMG! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND DEP?)
He was being a User, so I killed him.
(OH... OKAY. HOW'S YOUR STORY GOING?)
Pretty good. They're on the third level of Pun Hell and about to meet the Giant Pi Man.
(SOUNDS DELICIOUS. CARRY ON)
Thanks
Tristan and Dawn landed in a giant pie, shaped in the form of the greek letter pi. It looked like, felt like, tasted like, smelt like and even sounded like KY jelly, thus they assumed that it was. Suddenly, all their friends appeared and there was a huge KY jelly party. Lots of things went on at the party, most of which aren't suitable for the young minds that I assume...
(DEP?)
Yeah?
(WHY NO SEX?)
Well... I dunno.
(COME ON, PUT SOME SEX IN!)
Alright. By the way, just for anyone who's curious, User was not an alternate personality of mine. He was merely a prude user who was observing the writing of this story and is now a carpet stain. Now we have someone much much cooler observing! Anyways, back to the KY Jelly match.
When it was all over, everything disappeared and Dawn and Tristan were left alone without a speck of KY on them.
"Damn... where'd the KY go?" said Dawn.
"I dunno."
"Ah well."
They walked down a corridor which had suddenly appeared in front of them and came face to face with a giant Pi man.
"If you wish to cross the bridge that ye sees, first you must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye sees." said the Pi Man.
(MONTY PYTHON EH?)
Yeah, I thought it would be a good touch
(OF COURSE.)
Thanks
"Ask me the questions Pi Man, I'm not afraid!" said Tristan.
"ONE! What is your name?"
Tristan McDougall.
"TWO! What is your quest?"
I venture forth with my true love to conquer the world.
"THREE! What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?"
What do you mean... an african or a european swallow?
"Umm... I dunno know that. AAAAAAAARGH *dies*"
Dawn: How do you know so much about swallows, love?
Tristan: You've just got to know these things if you're going to go into Pun Hell. Now come on, we've got to find the Holy Grail.
Dawn: You mean the Punny Grail, right?
Tristan: Right.
And with that, they fell through the floor again.
(YOU KNOW, DEP, THIS IS YOUR WORST CHAPTER)
I know, but I just had to have the Pi Man. And I know he should have fallen through the floor at the mere sight of his name, but... meh.
(ALRIGHT, ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. WHAT AWAITS THEM THIS TIME?)
Hehe.... Monkeys.
(EXCELLENT)
(*female voice now as opposed to male before* OMG! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND DEP?)
He was being a User, so I killed him.
(OH... OKAY. HOW'S YOUR STORY GOING?)
Pretty good. They're on the third level of Pun Hell and about to meet the Giant Pi Man.
(SOUNDS DELICIOUS. CARRY ON)
Thanks
Tristan and Dawn landed in a giant pie, shaped in the form of the greek letter pi. It looked like, felt like, tasted like, smelt like and even sounded like KY jelly, thus they assumed that it was. Suddenly, all their friends appeared and there was a huge KY jelly party. Lots of things went on at the party, most of which aren't suitable for the young minds that I assume...
(DEP?)
Yeah?
(WHY NO SEX?)
Well... I dunno.
(COME ON, PUT SOME SEX IN!)
Alright. By the way, just for anyone who's curious, User was not an alternate personality of mine. He was merely a prude user who was observing the writing of this story and is now a carpet stain. Now we have someone much much cooler observing! Anyways, back to the KY Jelly match.
When it was all over, everything disappeared and Dawn and Tristan were left alone without a speck of KY on them.
"Damn... where'd the KY go?" said Dawn.
"I dunno."
"Ah well."
They walked down a corridor which had suddenly appeared in front of them and came face to face with a giant Pi man.
"If you wish to cross the bridge that ye sees, first you must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye sees." said the Pi Man.
(MONTY PYTHON EH?)
Yeah, I thought it would be a good touch
(OF COURSE.)
Thanks
"Ask me the questions Pi Man, I'm not afraid!" said Tristan.
"ONE! What is your name?"
Tristan McDougall.
"TWO! What is your quest?"
I venture forth with my true love to conquer the world.
"THREE! What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?"
What do you mean... an african or a european swallow?
"Umm... I dunno know that. AAAAAAAARGH *dies*"
Dawn: How do you know so much about swallows, love?
Tristan: You've just got to know these things if you're going to go into Pun Hell. Now come on, we've got to find the Holy Grail.
Dawn: You mean the Punny Grail, right?
Tristan: Right.
And with that, they fell through the floor again.
(YOU KNOW, DEP, THIS IS YOUR WORST CHAPTER)
I know, but I just had to have the Pi Man. And I know he should have fallen through the floor at the mere sight of his name, but... meh.
(ALRIGHT, ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. WHAT AWAITS THEM THIS TIME?)
Hehe.... Monkeys.
(EXCELLENT)
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER III - PUN HELL (LEVEL II)
So everyone knows that user is actually an acronym that stands for Uneducated Stupid Erronous Retard right? Good.
(OH. MY. GOD! DEP!)
Sheesh are you back again? I swear to God, I'm going to kill you one of these days.
(WILL YOU GROW UP?)
First warning.
(ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT)
Thank you. Now we will return to Pun Hell and our heros.
Dawn and Tristan landed on top of each other in a very lewd position. They gazed deep into each other's eyes and Tristan thought about starting something, but was suddenly interrupted by a strange sound. It sounded almost like... like a whale?
They sat up and looked around. It looked like a giant platform in the midsts of outer space. And all around them were giant... whales?
"Oh no" said Tristan "are those space whales? Damn! So Jess isn't as crazy as I thought she was."
"Nope" said Dawn.
"So what do we do?"
"Umm...."
Suddenly the space whales answered for them. Opening their mouths, they shot many tiny space whales at Dawn and Tristan.
"No! Dodge them! The tiny ones give you cancer!" shouted Tristan, who seemed to know a good deal about Pun Hell.
(WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT NOW? SPACE WHALES? THAT'S SO STUPID DEP, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET PUNISHED... I MEAN PUBLISHED!)
Second warning.
(*HMPH*)
Alright... that's better now. We now return to the action and apologize for the user interruption in our program.
(...)
Tristan and Dawn dodged the tiny space whales that the giant one shot towards them. But they couldn't dodge the huge space whale that came and ate Dawn! Tristan, in a rage of fury, lept upon the space whale and proceeded to destroy it completely. Out came the unconcious Dawn. Tristan, remembering he had a laser gun in his pocket, brought it out and fried all the space whales. He then bent down over Dawn.
"Dawn... are you okay?"
Dawn coughed up something gross looking and then looked weakly towards Tristan.
"Yeah... I'm good"
She hugged him. Out of nowhere a giant bunny appeared. Dawn and Tristan lay on the giant bunny.
"Ugh... we're both really slimy now." said Dawn.
Tristan laughed "Yep, we sure are." We should probably change into those clothes over there that are nice and dry.
"Good idea"
Dawn slowly pulled off her shirt, revealing...
(DEP! WE DON'T NEED GRAPHIC DETAILS! SAVE THEM FOR DAWN: CHAPTER II!)
That's it. I'm sick and tired of you, User. If you say one more thing, I swear to God, I'll kill you, Pun Hell style.
(DID YOU JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO USER? YOU SICK FREAK!)
Well... I warned you.
(NO... NO... DEP, DON'T DO IT. JUST PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN DEP. DEP! DEP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *DIES*)
Well, so much for the user. Now where were we. Oh yes.
Settling their new clothes around their bodies, Tristan and Dawn returned to lie on the now clean bunny.
"Heh" said Tristan "you realize what we're on?"
"A giant bunny?" said Dawn
"Nope... a giant funny." said Tristan and promptly fell through the bunny, taking Dawn with him in a not so funny manner at all.
So everyone knows that user is actually an acronym that stands for Uneducated Stupid Erronous Retard right? Good.
(OH. MY. GOD! DEP!)
Sheesh are you back again? I swear to God, I'm going to kill you one of these days.
(WILL YOU GROW UP?)
First warning.
(ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT)
Thank you. Now we will return to Pun Hell and our heros.
Dawn and Tristan landed on top of each other in a very lewd position. They gazed deep into each other's eyes and Tristan thought about starting something, but was suddenly interrupted by a strange sound. It sounded almost like... like a whale?
They sat up and looked around. It looked like a giant platform in the midsts of outer space. And all around them were giant... whales?
"Oh no" said Tristan "are those space whales? Damn! So Jess isn't as crazy as I thought she was."
"Nope" said Dawn.
"So what do we do?"
"Umm...."
Suddenly the space whales answered for them. Opening their mouths, they shot many tiny space whales at Dawn and Tristan.
"No! Dodge them! The tiny ones give you cancer!" shouted Tristan, who seemed to know a good deal about Pun Hell.
(WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT NOW? SPACE WHALES? THAT'S SO STUPID DEP, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET PUNISHED... I MEAN PUBLISHED!)
Second warning.
(*HMPH*)
Alright... that's better now. We now return to the action and apologize for the user interruption in our program.
(...)
Tristan and Dawn dodged the tiny space whales that the giant one shot towards them. But they couldn't dodge the huge space whale that came and ate Dawn! Tristan, in a rage of fury, lept upon the space whale and proceeded to destroy it completely. Out came the unconcious Dawn. Tristan, remembering he had a laser gun in his pocket, brought it out and fried all the space whales. He then bent down over Dawn.
"Dawn... are you okay?"
Dawn coughed up something gross looking and then looked weakly towards Tristan.
"Yeah... I'm good"
She hugged him. Out of nowhere a giant bunny appeared. Dawn and Tristan lay on the giant bunny.
"Ugh... we're both really slimy now." said Dawn.
Tristan laughed "Yep, we sure are." We should probably change into those clothes over there that are nice and dry.
"Good idea"
Dawn slowly pulled off her shirt, revealing...
(DEP! WE DON'T NEED GRAPHIC DETAILS! SAVE THEM FOR DAWN: CHAPTER II!)
That's it. I'm sick and tired of you, User. If you say one more thing, I swear to God, I'll kill you, Pun Hell style.
(DID YOU JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO USER? YOU SICK FREAK!)
Well... I warned you.
(NO... NO... DEP, DON'T DO IT. JUST PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN DEP. DEP! DEP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *DIES*)
Well, so much for the user. Now where were we. Oh yes.
Settling their new clothes around their bodies, Tristan and Dawn returned to lie on the now clean bunny.
"Heh" said Tristan "you realize what we're on?"
"A giant bunny?" said Dawn
"Nope... a giant funny." said Tristan and promptly fell through the bunny, taking Dawn with him in a not so funny manner at all.
The Many Levels of Pun Hell
I present to you, a multipart story. Here are the first four parts, more parts to be added as I write them!
CHAPTER (-2) - THE COPYRIGHT STATEMENT
I'd just like to make a note. The following things about this story are copyrighted.
Titles, words, people, places, clothing, shoes, disgusting bits of their body that fall off, mad cows, pun hell, monkeys of all shades and colours, spaceships, aliens, space whales, boogers, cow penises, words, sentances, phrases, dialogue, monologue, mononucleiosis, cell nuclei, Britain, all words in English, French, Italian, German, Latin, Pig Latin, Greek, Japansese and Atlantean; biker mice from mars, occasional cliched moments, all corny love scenes, Tristans balls, penis and arse; noodles, nostril holes and the varying values of pi. as well as normal pi.
Many thanks to Andy: For being one of the main characters, as well as bringing mad cows to life.
Many thanks to Jessica: For bringing space whales and many coloured monkeys to life
Many thanks to Sarah: For bringing spaceships and aliens to the Earth at last
Many thanks to http://babelfish.altavista.com : For allowing me to understand all those languages above.
Any attempts to violate, rape, molest, harm, disturb, gross out, finger, fist, lick, dribble drool upon, play with, copy, jack, gack, steal, have sex with, in the past present future, third or fourth or ninth dimension with the copyrighted material will entail sch consequences as treason did in the USSR.
CHAPTER (-1) - THE MANY TITLES
The Tale of Sir Maddus Cowus
AKA
The Many Levels Of Pun Hell
AKA
Into a Cow's Intestine and Back Again
AKA
How I got eaten by a Cow and was saved
AKA
Mad Cow Diseses in Pun Hell - A Historical Documentry
AKA
Spaces Whales Invade
AKA
Space Whale versus Made Cow
AKA
MONKEYS!
AKA
Oh my God I brainstorm Too Much, Please Kill Me
AKA
3.14159265347
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Am I boring you yet or can I get away with one more title?
AKA
Monkeys and Whales and Cows and People
CHAPTER 0 - THE INTRODUCTION
You realize of course, that cows are people and people are monkeys and monkeys are whales and whales are cows? And from this, you of course realize that it creates an infinite loop which actually means that all four are actually one species capable of interbreeding? Good, because that's the basis of this entire story. And the aliens just rape the humans for fun, I swear. No intragalactic familes!
(SHUT UP, ON WITH THE STORY)
Oh, alright then.
A long long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...
(intro to Star Wars)
DHDD: Episode V
Monkeys and Whales and Cows and People (and Aliens)
The Evil Empire has invaded Pun Hell and is preparing to bombard the...
(WHOA WHOA WHOA! THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW STAR WARS V STARTED. CHEESY RIPOFF!)
Oh alright... on with the actual story.
And just as a note, anything in italics is related to my friend, who's watching me write this. CoughUSERcough.
(MY GOD DEP! PLEASE, BE CIVIL!)
CHAPTER I - The Real World
A long time ago there were two people, named Tristan and Dawn. They lived in a nice house, of decent size, painted a deep shade of blue. It was in the countryside, surrounded by trees and pie plants. They'd been happily married for years now, and had a giant fluffy bunny for a bed, equipped with handcuffs and chains in all the right places. Some nights, they went up to the giant fluffy bunny and...
(TMI DEP!)
Oh, alright. (I suppose I'll get to that later).
(NO YOU WON'T!)
Shaddup you! This is my story. Go do your homework.
So one day, Tristan was upstairs, typing addictively on his computer when a pun popped into his head. He thought it was such a good pun that he just had to tell Dawn. So he went downstairs to find her.
"Love?"
"I'm in the kitchen, dear."
Tristan walked into the kitchen and hugged Dawn.
"I've got the worst pun in the world to tell you."
"Oh? What?"
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much is it for a beer. Bartender looks at him and says, 'For you, no charge'."
Dawn started laughing, until she noticed Tristan sinking through the floor! "Help help" he cried, but when she tried to pull him out of the floor, her hands went right through him. Finally he was gone completely, but she could still here his voice saying....
"Hey, there's a sign here. It says Welcome to Pun Hell! This is cool! Dawn, you've gotta see this. Hmm... a giant fluffy bunny eh?"
CHAPTER II - PUN HELL (LEVEL I)
Dawn immediately thought of a pun and fell through the floor onto Tristan's lap.
"Hey love" he said.
"Hey, hun" she said.
Tristan said "Hmm... a giant fluffy bunny. Just like our bed" and he then nuzzled the giant fluffy bunny. Dawn pulled him over onto her and kissed him. They made out on the giant fluffy bunny and his hand slowly went up her...
(DEP! GODDAMN IT! NO SEX!)
Oh. My. God. Shaddup already, you stupid user.
(OMG DID YOU CALL ME A USER? THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE.) (running sounds, door slamming, car drives off)
We're better off without him. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah.
Tired and exhausted, they lay on the fluffy bunny. Suddenly though, the bunny and Dawn turned to mist, and Tristan fell with a hard thump on the floor.
"Hey what happened?"
From off in the distance came a strange, wild, vicious moooing sound.
"Oh my god... no... it can't be... noo."
A huge herd of wild mad English brown cows came over a nearby hill. They raped Tristan anally, orally and aurally then ate him whole. He was then thrown up and chewed and eaten again. Then, the giant bunny appeared out of nowhere, with Dawn on it. Dawn destroyed the mad cows, and pulled Tristan out of the remains.
(In distance comes sounds of footsteps coming closer)
She kissed him and pulled him onto the giant fluffy bunny even though he was all sticky and covered with cow entrails, hugged him and slowly moved her hand up his...
(OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THE SEX? MY GOD! YOU PERV!)
Damn, when did the f-ing user come back...
(ARGH! NO USER! *leaves*)
Good riddence.
Go Greenday, said Tristan out of the blue, and Dawn and himself fell through the floor and into the next level of pun hell.
CHAPTER (-2) - THE COPYRIGHT STATEMENT
I'd just like to make a note. The following things about this story are copyrighted.
Titles, words, people, places, clothing, shoes, disgusting bits of their body that fall off, mad cows, pun hell, monkeys of all shades and colours, spaceships, aliens, space whales, boogers, cow penises, words, sentances, phrases, dialogue, monologue, mononucleiosis, cell nuclei, Britain, all words in English, French, Italian, German, Latin, Pig Latin, Greek, Japansese and Atlantean; biker mice from mars, occasional cliched moments, all corny love scenes, Tristans balls, penis and arse; noodles, nostril holes and the varying values of pi. as well as normal pi.
Many thanks to Andy: For being one of the main characters, as well as bringing mad cows to life.
Many thanks to Jessica: For bringing space whales and many coloured monkeys to life
Many thanks to Sarah: For bringing spaceships and aliens to the Earth at last
Many thanks to http://babelfish.altavista.com : For allowing me to understand all those languages above.
Any attempts to violate, rape, molest, harm, disturb, gross out, finger, fist, lick, dribble drool upon, play with, copy, jack, gack, steal, have sex with, in the past present future, third or fourth or ninth dimension with the copyrighted material will entail sch consequences as treason did in the USSR.
CHAPTER (-1) - THE MANY TITLES
The Tale of Sir Maddus Cowus
AKA
The Many Levels Of Pun Hell
AKA
Into a Cow's Intestine and Back Again
AKA
How I got eaten by a Cow and was saved
AKA
Mad Cow Diseses in Pun Hell - A Historical Documentry
AKA
Spaces Whales Invade
AKA
Space Whale versus Made Cow
AKA
MONKEYS!
AKA
Oh my God I brainstorm Too Much, Please Kill Me
AKA
3.14159265347
AKA
Am I boring you yet or can I get away with one more title?
AKA
Monkeys and Whales and Cows and People
CHAPTER 0 - THE INTRODUCTION
You realize of course, that cows are people and people are monkeys and monkeys are whales and whales are cows? And from this, you of course realize that it creates an infinite loop which actually means that all four are actually one species capable of interbreeding? Good, because that's the basis of this entire story. And the aliens just rape the humans for fun, I swear. No intragalactic familes!
(SHUT UP, ON WITH THE STORY)
Oh, alright then.
A long long time ago...
In a galaxy far far away...
(intro to Star Wars)
DHDD: Episode V
Monkeys and Whales and Cows and People (and Aliens)
The Evil Empire has invaded Pun Hell and is preparing to bombard the...
(WHOA WHOA WHOA! THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW STAR WARS V STARTED. CHEESY RIPOFF!)
Oh alright... on with the actual story.
And just as a note, anything in italics is related to my friend, who's watching me write this. CoughUSERcough.
(MY GOD DEP! PLEASE, BE CIVIL!)
CHAPTER I - The Real World
A long time ago there were two people, named Tristan and Dawn. They lived in a nice house, of decent size, painted a deep shade of blue. It was in the countryside, surrounded by trees and pie plants. They'd been happily married for years now, and had a giant fluffy bunny for a bed, equipped with handcuffs and chains in all the right places. Some nights, they went up to the giant fluffy bunny and...
(TMI DEP!)
Oh, alright. (I suppose I'll get to that later).
(NO YOU WON'T!)
Shaddup you! This is my story. Go do your homework.
So one day, Tristan was upstairs, typing addictively on his computer when a pun popped into his head. He thought it was such a good pun that he just had to tell Dawn. So he went downstairs to find her.
"Love?"
"I'm in the kitchen, dear."
Tristan walked into the kitchen and hugged Dawn.
"I've got the worst pun in the world to tell you."
"Oh? What?"
"A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much is it for a beer. Bartender looks at him and says, 'For you, no charge'."
Dawn started laughing, until she noticed Tristan sinking through the floor! "Help help" he cried, but when she tried to pull him out of the floor, her hands went right through him. Finally he was gone completely, but she could still here his voice saying....
"Hey, there's a sign here. It says Welcome to Pun Hell! This is cool! Dawn, you've gotta see this. Hmm... a giant fluffy bunny eh?"
CHAPTER II - PUN HELL (LEVEL I)
Dawn immediately thought of a pun and fell through the floor onto Tristan's lap.
"Hey love" he said.
"Hey, hun" she said.
Tristan said "Hmm... a giant fluffy bunny. Just like our bed" and he then nuzzled the giant fluffy bunny. Dawn pulled him over onto her and kissed him. They made out on the giant fluffy bunny and his hand slowly went up her...
(DEP! GODDAMN IT! NO SEX!)
Oh. My. God. Shaddup already, you stupid user.
(OMG DID YOU CALL ME A USER? THAT'S IT, I'M OUTTA HERE.) (running sounds, door slamming, car drives off)
We're better off without him. Anyways, where was I? Oh yeah.
Tired and exhausted, they lay on the fluffy bunny. Suddenly though, the bunny and Dawn turned to mist, and Tristan fell with a hard thump on the floor.
"Hey what happened?"
From off in the distance came a strange, wild, vicious moooing sound.
"Oh my god... no... it can't be... noo."
A huge herd of wild mad English brown cows came over a nearby hill. They raped Tristan anally, orally and aurally then ate him whole. He was then thrown up and chewed and eaten again. Then, the giant bunny appeared out of nowhere, with Dawn on it. Dawn destroyed the mad cows, and pulled Tristan out of the remains.
(In distance comes sounds of footsteps coming closer)
She kissed him and pulled him onto the giant fluffy bunny even though he was all sticky and covered with cow entrails, hugged him and slowly moved her hand up his...
(OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THE SEX? MY GOD! YOU PERV!)
Damn, when did the f-ing user come back...
(ARGH! NO USER! *leaves*)
Good riddence.
Go Greenday, said Tristan out of the blue, and Dawn and himself fell through the floor and into the next level of pun hell.
Sunday, December 05, 2004
Yet another 287th Post
*glares*
So anyways.
Yesterday I put together my parcel for Andy and will be sending it on Monday, so expect it soon Andy! It's wrapped and on my floor right now.
I also went out and bought everything to make christmas presents, so I'll be spending most of my time for the next week or two doing that or studying for exams. (and part of today writing that bleeeeping philosophy essay)
but anyways, breakfast calls me. I'll be around most of today, either reading or making presents, but feel free to drop me a line on messenger y'all.
*hugs to Andy*
Laterz
Dep
So anyways.
Yesterday I put together my parcel for Andy and will be sending it on Monday, so expect it soon Andy! It's wrapped and on my floor right now.
I also went out and bought everything to make christmas presents, so I'll be spending most of my time for the next week or two doing that or studying for exams. (and part of today writing that bleeeeping philosophy essay)
but anyways, breakfast calls me. I'll be around most of today, either reading or making presents, but feel free to drop me a line on messenger y'all.
*hugs to Andy*
Laterz
Dep
Friday, December 03, 2004
The 287th Blogger Entry the Sixteenth
Yeah... for some strange reason, the counter won't go above 286. *glares*
The serious update:
I love Andy (wait that's not an update, old news)
The not-quite so serious update:
I have pi. Dawn Chpt 2 will be coming soon. Chrissie, the sex will be coming soon too. Aaron is indeed hot.
The completely lost my sense of reality update:
Ever wonder about brown cows and where they come from? Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from them, but what makes the milk brown? and where do brown cows get their colour from? Now dive into the depths of history with me on yet another edition of.
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(Warning: Actual historical content is very low and the dialogue completely lacking. Some sexual content, nudity, violence, rape, muffins and pi. Rated XXX by the Americans, Rated R by the Canadian Film Review Board, Rated PG13 by the Quebec Film Board and Rated G by HMV. Not intended for immature asshole viewers. If you are reading this and are one, please proceed to do the human race a favor and jump off the nearest bridge. If you know one, please do the human race a favor and push them off the nearest bridge. CLEAN THE GENE POOL!)
Any attempts to copy, display, sell, view, repeat, rip-off, jack, gack, steal, violate, rape, molest, finger anally, boil in a huge vat of oil, skin alive then hang in an alley whilst spraying them with hot vinger, rip out their tonsils, rip out their nipple piercings or eat any copyrighted material below will be punished under strict Fidel Castro laws concerning treason. Copyrighted material includes pies, pi, urine, excrement, words, letters, spaces, punctuation marks, random italian phrases, nipples and giant black penises.
This week, on DHDD, the origin of brown cows.
A long time ago, there were only two shades of cows. White cows and pink cows. White cows lived on farms and made normal milk for everyone to drink. Pink cows gave no milk at all, so they were shunned from the normal herd. They lived in front of their computers, talking to other pink cows on the 'Net. Some cows started having cybersex, as pink cows were hopelessly addicted to the internet and could never pull themselves away to have normal sex. Then one day, something strange happened and cow semen travelled through a satalite beam and went inside another pink cow's anus. A month later, the pink cow notice her ass hadn't bled all month, so she went to the pink cow doctor, who told her she was pregnant. 12 months later, a bull came out, he was all brown and gooey. They cleaned him off, but the brown colour stuck to his skin. And his reproductive organs were all backwards... he had a penis sticking out of his ass. He killed his mother with his horns when he was born and went in search of other pink cows. Taking them one by one, killing them after his child was born (a brown cow or bull in each case) he killed the entire pink cow race. He was then later abducting by aliens for experimental milking (actually, the aliens just like chocolate milk). Brown cows have udders for arses and that is where chocolate milk comes from!
(hehe enjoy)
And Scrabble, I hope that was enough sex for ya!
SEe you next time on...
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! REMEMBER THE WARNING!)
*hugs to Andy*
Later all
The serious update:
I love Andy (wait that's not an update, old news)
The not-quite so serious update:
I have pi. Dawn Chpt 2 will be coming soon. Chrissie, the sex will be coming soon too. Aaron is indeed hot.
The completely lost my sense of reality update:
Ever wonder about brown cows and where they come from? Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from them, but what makes the milk brown? and where do brown cows get their colour from? Now dive into the depths of history with me on yet another edition of.
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(Warning: Actual historical content is very low and the dialogue completely lacking. Some sexual content, nudity, violence, rape, muffins and pi. Rated XXX by the Americans, Rated R by the Canadian Film Review Board, Rated PG13 by the Quebec Film Board and Rated G by HMV. Not intended for immature asshole viewers. If you are reading this and are one, please proceed to do the human race a favor and jump off the nearest bridge. If you know one, please do the human race a favor and push them off the nearest bridge. CLEAN THE GENE POOL!)
Any attempts to copy, display, sell, view, repeat, rip-off, jack, gack, steal, violate, rape, molest, finger anally, boil in a huge vat of oil, skin alive then hang in an alley whilst spraying them with hot vinger, rip out their tonsils, rip out their nipple piercings or eat any copyrighted material below will be punished under strict Fidel Castro laws concerning treason. Copyrighted material includes pies, pi, urine, excrement, words, letters, spaces, punctuation marks, random italian phrases, nipples and giant black penises.
This week, on DHDD, the origin of brown cows.
A long time ago, there were only two shades of cows. White cows and pink cows. White cows lived on farms and made normal milk for everyone to drink. Pink cows gave no milk at all, so they were shunned from the normal herd. They lived in front of their computers, talking to other pink cows on the 'Net. Some cows started having cybersex, as pink cows were hopelessly addicted to the internet and could never pull themselves away to have normal sex. Then one day, something strange happened and cow semen travelled through a satalite beam and went inside another pink cow's anus. A month later, the pink cow notice her ass hadn't bled all month, so she went to the pink cow doctor, who told her she was pregnant. 12 months later, a bull came out, he was all brown and gooey. They cleaned him off, but the brown colour stuck to his skin. And his reproductive organs were all backwards... he had a penis sticking out of his ass. He killed his mother with his horns when he was born and went in search of other pink cows. Taking them one by one, killing them after his child was born (a brown cow or bull in each case) he killed the entire pink cow race. He was then later abducting by aliens for experimental milking (actually, the aliens just like chocolate milk). Brown cows have udders for arses and that is where chocolate milk comes from!
(hehe enjoy)
And Scrabble, I hope that was enough sex for ya!
SEe you next time on...
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! REMEMBER THE WARNING!)
*hugs to Andy*
Later all
*just realized something*
No matter how many times I update, my counter remains stuck at 286 blog entries post. Meh.
Got a beautiful letter (actually two letters) from Andy yesterday. Thanks love! Watch for something from me sometime next week (probably wed-thurs).
Right now I'm wasting away my printer money printing out peoples poetry,blog entries I want to save forever and ever (and ever and ever and ever), six million copies of my resumeand the first million digits of pi. Song lyrics, I've already exhausted the number of songs I want the lyrics too, so...
Later today, I've got to go write my philosophy essay, so I'll be on-line for a bit. After that essay, I've no more work to do at all for this semester except study for exams, which start in a few days.
Anyways, that's all for now.
*hugs to Andi and Freya*
Freya, post in your blog! It's been a month and a half!
Later all
Dep
Got a beautiful letter (actually two letters) from Andy yesterday. Thanks love! Watch for something from me sometime next week (probably wed-thurs).
Right now I'm wasting away my printer money printing out peoples poetry,blog entries I want to save forever and ever (and ever and ever and ever), six million copies of my resumeand the first million digits of pi. Song lyrics, I've already exhausted the number of songs I want the lyrics too, so...
Later today, I've got to go write my philosophy essay, so I'll be on-line for a bit. After that essay, I've no more work to do at all for this semester except study for exams, which start in a few days.
Anyways, that's all for now.
*hugs to Andi and Freya*
Freya, post in your blog! It's been a month and a half!
Later all
Dep
Wednesday, December 01, 2004
you realize that... there is pi!
So after I finish writing this very brief entry, I shall be off in search of foodstuffs to fulfill my ravenous stomach.
Today was an okay day. I got caught up in my intro to office (now done all work in that course) so now I've only got to do a Philosophy essay, as well as two chemistry labs, which can wait until tomorrow, as I'll have most of the day.
Main downpoint of the day is I now know that the majority of people in the TV room are against my relationship with Andy. Personally, fuck 'em. I'm sick and tired of dealing with some people's bullshit. All I want is for everyone to quit pushing their opinion in my face. I ask people because I wanted to know. If you don't agree with my actions, you don't have to go out of your way to make that clear. There's a line between stating your opinion and forcing your opinion in my face and quite simply I think a few of you have toed and one of you has completely broken that line. I don't see why anyone makes such a big deal out of this, it's my relationship to persue, and if you think I'm doing the wrong thing, then after you've told me so and I've told you I think you're wrong, then shut up and keep it to yourself.
I'm at the point, I'm seriously debating leaving the TV room. Honestly, I don't think you people understand, you're so frustrating to me.
Not only that, but just... some people (not you Jaz) but some people just make me feel so idiotic and stupid and uncaring and heartless and like such an asshole that it's really not fun. FREYA WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU? *hugs to Freya*
Anyways.
XP is up and running, and my net is working, so I'm back to usual hours, though with the exams approaching I don't know if I can be on-line as much as usual, but I'll certainly try.
*hugs & snugs to Andy* I love you and they won't make me believe otherwise. Don't worry my love.
Later all
Today was an okay day. I got caught up in my intro to office (now done all work in that course) so now I've only got to do a Philosophy essay, as well as two chemistry labs, which can wait until tomorrow, as I'll have most of the day.
Main downpoint of the day is I now know that the majority of people in the TV room are against my relationship with Andy. Personally, fuck 'em. I'm sick and tired of dealing with some people's bullshit. All I want is for everyone to quit pushing their opinion in my face. I ask people because I wanted to know. If you don't agree with my actions, you don't have to go out of your way to make that clear. There's a line between stating your opinion and forcing your opinion in my face and quite simply I think a few of you have toed and one of you has completely broken that line. I don't see why anyone makes such a big deal out of this, it's my relationship to persue, and if you think I'm doing the wrong thing, then after you've told me so and I've told you I think you're wrong, then shut up and keep it to yourself.
I'm at the point, I'm seriously debating leaving the TV room. Honestly, I don't think you people understand, you're so frustrating to me.
Not only that, but just... some people (not you Jaz) but some people just make me feel so idiotic and stupid and uncaring and heartless and like such an asshole that it's really not fun. FREYA WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I NEED YOU? *hugs to Freya*
Anyways.
XP is up and running, and my net is working, so I'm back to usual hours, though with the exams approaching I don't know if I can be on-line as much as usual, but I'll certainly try.
*hugs & snugs to Andy* I love you and they won't make me believe otherwise. Don't worry my love.
Later all
