Friday, December 03, 2004
The 287th Blogger Entry the Sixteenth
Yeah... for some strange reason, the counter won't go above 286. *glares*
The serious update:
I love Andy (wait that's not an update, old news)
The not-quite so serious update:
I have pi. Dawn Chpt 2 will be coming soon. Chrissie, the sex will be coming soon too. Aaron is indeed hot.
The completely lost my sense of reality update:
Ever wonder about brown cows and where they come from? Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from them, but what makes the milk brown? and where do brown cows get their colour from? Now dive into the depths of history with me on yet another edition of.
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(Warning: Actual historical content is very low and the dialogue completely lacking. Some sexual content, nudity, violence, rape, muffins and pi. Rated XXX by the Americans, Rated R by the Canadian Film Review Board, Rated PG13 by the Quebec Film Board and Rated G by HMV. Not intended for immature asshole viewers. If you are reading this and are one, please proceed to do the human race a favor and jump off the nearest bridge. If you know one, please do the human race a favor and push them off the nearest bridge. CLEAN THE GENE POOL!)
Any attempts to copy, display, sell, view, repeat, rip-off, jack, gack, steal, violate, rape, molest, finger anally, boil in a huge vat of oil, skin alive then hang in an alley whilst spraying them with hot vinger, rip out their tonsils, rip out their nipple piercings or eat any copyrighted material below will be punished under strict Fidel Castro laws concerning treason. Copyrighted material includes pies, pi, urine, excrement, words, letters, spaces, punctuation marks, random italian phrases, nipples and giant black penises.
This week, on DHDD, the origin of brown cows.
A long time ago, there were only two shades of cows. White cows and pink cows. White cows lived on farms and made normal milk for everyone to drink. Pink cows gave no milk at all, so they were shunned from the normal herd. They lived in front of their computers, talking to other pink cows on the 'Net. Some cows started having cybersex, as pink cows were hopelessly addicted to the internet and could never pull themselves away to have normal sex. Then one day, something strange happened and cow semen travelled through a satalite beam and went inside another pink cow's anus. A month later, the pink cow notice her ass hadn't bled all month, so she went to the pink cow doctor, who told her she was pregnant. 12 months later, a bull came out, he was all brown and gooey. They cleaned him off, but the brown colour stuck to his skin. And his reproductive organs were all backwards... he had a penis sticking out of his ass. He killed his mother with his horns when he was born and went in search of other pink cows. Taking them one by one, killing them after his child was born (a brown cow or bull in each case) he killed the entire pink cow race. He was then later abducting by aliens for experimental milking (actually, the aliens just like chocolate milk). Brown cows have udders for arses and that is where chocolate milk comes from!
(hehe enjoy)
And Scrabble, I hope that was enough sex for ya!
SEe you next time on...
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! REMEMBER THE WARNING!)
*hugs to Andy*
Later all
The serious update:
I love Andy (wait that's not an update, old news)
The not-quite so serious update:
I have pi. Dawn Chpt 2 will be coming soon. Chrissie, the sex will be coming soon too. Aaron is indeed hot.
The completely lost my sense of reality update:
Ever wonder about brown cows and where they come from? Everyone knows that chocolate milk comes from them, but what makes the milk brown? and where do brown cows get their colour from? Now dive into the depths of history with me on yet another edition of.
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(Warning: Actual historical content is very low and the dialogue completely lacking. Some sexual content, nudity, violence, rape, muffins and pi. Rated XXX by the Americans, Rated R by the Canadian Film Review Board, Rated PG13 by the Quebec Film Board and Rated G by HMV. Not intended for immature asshole viewers. If you are reading this and are one, please proceed to do the human race a favor and jump off the nearest bridge. If you know one, please do the human race a favor and push them off the nearest bridge. CLEAN THE GENE POOL!)
Any attempts to copy, display, sell, view, repeat, rip-off, jack, gack, steal, violate, rape, molest, finger anally, boil in a huge vat of oil, skin alive then hang in an alley whilst spraying them with hot vinger, rip out their tonsils, rip out their nipple piercings or eat any copyrighted material below will be punished under strict Fidel Castro laws concerning treason. Copyrighted material includes pies, pi, urine, excrement, words, letters, spaces, punctuation marks, random italian phrases, nipples and giant black penises.
This week, on DHDD, the origin of brown cows.
A long time ago, there were only two shades of cows. White cows and pink cows. White cows lived on farms and made normal milk for everyone to drink. Pink cows gave no milk at all, so they were shunned from the normal herd. They lived in front of their computers, talking to other pink cows on the 'Net. Some cows started having cybersex, as pink cows were hopelessly addicted to the internet and could never pull themselves away to have normal sex. Then one day, something strange happened and cow semen travelled through a satalite beam and went inside another pink cow's anus. A month later, the pink cow notice her ass hadn't bled all month, so she went to the pink cow doctor, who told her she was pregnant. 12 months later, a bull came out, he was all brown and gooey. They cleaned him off, but the brown colour stuck to his skin. And his reproductive organs were all backwards... he had a penis sticking out of his ass. He killed his mother with his horns when he was born and went in search of other pink cows. Taking them one by one, killing them after his child was born (a brown cow or bull in each case) he killed the entire pink cow race. He was then later abducting by aliens for experimental milking (actually, the aliens just like chocolate milk). Brown cows have udders for arses and that is where chocolate milk comes from!
(hehe enjoy)
And Scrabble, I hope that was enough sex for ya!
SEe you next time on...
Dep's Historically Demented Dialogues
(WE KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! REMEMBER THE WARNING!)
*hugs to Andy*
Later all
// posted by Dep @ 8:20:00 p.m.
