Evil Geniuses in a Nutshell

CHAPTER IV - PUN HELL (LEVEL III)

(*female voice now as opposed to male before* OMG! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BOYFRIEND DEP?)

He was being a User, so I killed him.

(OH... OKAY. HOW'S YOUR STORY GOING?)

Pretty good. They're on the third level of Pun Hell and about to meet the Giant Pi Man.

(SOUNDS DELICIOUS. CARRY ON)

Thanks

Tristan and Dawn landed in a giant pie, shaped in the form of the greek letter pi. It looked like, felt like, tasted like, smelt like and even sounded like KY jelly, thus they assumed that it was. Suddenly, all their friends appeared and there was a huge KY jelly party. Lots of things went on at the party, most of which aren't suitable for the young minds that I assume...

(DEP?)

Yeah?

(WHY NO SEX?)

Well... I dunno.

(COME ON, PUT SOME SEX IN!)

Alright. By the way, just for anyone who's curious, User was not an alternate personality of mine. He was merely a prude user who was observing the writing of this story and is now a carpet stain. Now we have someone much much cooler observing! Anyways, back to the KY Jelly match.

When it was all over, everything disappeared and Dawn and Tristan were left alone without a speck of KY on them.

"Damn... where'd the KY go?" said Dawn.

"I dunno."

"Ah well."

They walked down a corridor which had suddenly appeared in front of them and came face to face with a giant Pi man.

"If you wish to cross the bridge that ye sees, first you must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side ye sees." said the Pi Man.

(MONTY PYTHON EH?)

Yeah, I thought it would be a good touch

(OF COURSE.)

Thanks

"Ask me the questions Pi Man, I'm not afraid!" said Tristan.

"ONE! What is your name?"

Tristan McDougall.

"TWO! What is your quest?"

I venture forth with my true love to conquer the world.

"THREE! What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?"

What do you mean... an african or a european swallow?

"Umm... I dunno know that. AAAAAAAARGH *dies*"

Dawn: How do you know so much about swallows, love?

Tristan: You've just got to know these things if you're going to go into Pun Hell. Now come on, we've got to find the Holy Grail.

Dawn: You mean the Punny Grail, right?

Tristan: Right.

And with that, they fell through the floor again.

(YOU KNOW, DEP, THIS IS YOUR WORST CHAPTER)

I know, but I just had to have the Pi Man. And I know he should have fallen through the floor at the mere sight of his name, but... meh.

(ALRIGHT, ON TO THE NEXT CHAPTER. WHAT AWAITS THEM THIS TIME?)

Hehe.... Monkeys.

(EXCELLENT)