Monday, December 06, 2004
CHAPTER III
CHAPTER III - PUN HELL (LEVEL II)
So everyone knows that user is actually an acronym that stands for Uneducated Stupid Erronous Retard right? Good.
(OH. MY. GOD! DEP!)
Sheesh are you back again? I swear to God, I'm going to kill you one of these days.
(WILL YOU GROW UP?)
First warning.
(ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT)
Thank you. Now we will return to Pun Hell and our heros.
Dawn and Tristan landed on top of each other in a very lewd position. They gazed deep into each other's eyes and Tristan thought about starting something, but was suddenly interrupted by a strange sound. It sounded almost like... like a whale?
They sat up and looked around. It looked like a giant platform in the midsts of outer space. And all around them were giant... whales?
"Oh no" said Tristan "are those space whales? Damn! So Jess isn't as crazy as I thought she was."
"Nope" said Dawn.
"So what do we do?"
"Umm...."
Suddenly the space whales answered for them. Opening their mouths, they shot many tiny space whales at Dawn and Tristan.
"No! Dodge them! The tiny ones give you cancer!" shouted Tristan, who seemed to know a good deal about Pun Hell.
(WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT NOW? SPACE WHALES? THAT'S SO STUPID DEP, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET PUNISHED... I MEAN PUBLISHED!)
Second warning.
(*HMPH*)
Alright... that's better now. We now return to the action and apologize for the user interruption in our program.
(...)
Tristan and Dawn dodged the tiny space whales that the giant one shot towards them. But they couldn't dodge the huge space whale that came and ate Dawn! Tristan, in a rage of fury, lept upon the space whale and proceeded to destroy it completely. Out came the unconcious Dawn. Tristan, remembering he had a laser gun in his pocket, brought it out and fried all the space whales. He then bent down over Dawn.
"Dawn... are you okay?"
Dawn coughed up something gross looking and then looked weakly towards Tristan.
"Yeah... I'm good"
She hugged him. Out of nowhere a giant bunny appeared. Dawn and Tristan lay on the giant bunny.
"Ugh... we're both really slimy now." said Dawn.
Tristan laughed "Yep, we sure are." We should probably change into those clothes over there that are nice and dry.
"Good idea"
Dawn slowly pulled off her shirt, revealing...
(DEP! WE DON'T NEED GRAPHIC DETAILS! SAVE THEM FOR DAWN: CHAPTER II!)
That's it. I'm sick and tired of you, User. If you say one more thing, I swear to God, I'll kill you, Pun Hell style.
(DID YOU JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO USER? YOU SICK FREAK!)
Well... I warned you.
(NO... NO... DEP, DON'T DO IT. JUST PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN DEP. DEP! DEP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *DIES*)
Well, so much for the user. Now where were we. Oh yes.
Settling their new clothes around their bodies, Tristan and Dawn returned to lie on the now clean bunny.
"Heh" said Tristan "you realize what we're on?"
"A giant bunny?" said Dawn
"Nope... a giant funny." said Tristan and promptly fell through the bunny, taking Dawn with him in a not so funny manner at all.
So everyone knows that user is actually an acronym that stands for Uneducated Stupid Erronous Retard right? Good.
(OH. MY. GOD! DEP!)
Sheesh are you back again? I swear to God, I'm going to kill you one of these days.
(WILL YOU GROW UP?)
First warning.
(ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT)
Thank you. Now we will return to Pun Hell and our heros.
Dawn and Tristan landed on top of each other in a very lewd position. They gazed deep into each other's eyes and Tristan thought about starting something, but was suddenly interrupted by a strange sound. It sounded almost like... like a whale?
They sat up and looked around. It looked like a giant platform in the midsts of outer space. And all around them were giant... whales?
"Oh no" said Tristan "are those space whales? Damn! So Jess isn't as crazy as I thought she was."
"Nope" said Dawn.
"So what do we do?"
"Umm...."
Suddenly the space whales answered for them. Opening their mouths, they shot many tiny space whales at Dawn and Tristan.
"No! Dodge them! The tiny ones give you cancer!" shouted Tristan, who seemed to know a good deal about Pun Hell.
(WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ABOUT NOW? SPACE WHALES? THAT'S SO STUPID DEP, YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO GET PUNISHED... I MEAN PUBLISHED!)
Second warning.
(*HMPH*)
Alright... that's better now. We now return to the action and apologize for the user interruption in our program.
(...)
Tristan and Dawn dodged the tiny space whales that the giant one shot towards them. But they couldn't dodge the huge space whale that came and ate Dawn! Tristan, in a rage of fury, lept upon the space whale and proceeded to destroy it completely. Out came the unconcious Dawn. Tristan, remembering he had a laser gun in his pocket, brought it out and fried all the space whales. He then bent down over Dawn.
"Dawn... are you okay?"
Dawn coughed up something gross looking and then looked weakly towards Tristan.
"Yeah... I'm good"
She hugged him. Out of nowhere a giant bunny appeared. Dawn and Tristan lay on the giant bunny.
"Ugh... we're both really slimy now." said Dawn.
Tristan laughed "Yep, we sure are." We should probably change into those clothes over there that are nice and dry.
"Good idea"
Dawn slowly pulled off her shirt, revealing...
(DEP! WE DON'T NEED GRAPHIC DETAILS! SAVE THEM FOR DAWN: CHAPTER II!)
That's it. I'm sick and tired of you, User. If you say one more thing, I swear to God, I'll kill you, Pun Hell style.
(DID YOU JUST CHANGE MY NAME TO USER? YOU SICK FREAK!)
Well... I warned you.
(NO... NO... DEP, DON'T DO IT. JUST PUT THE CHAINSAW DOWN DEP. DEP! DEP!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *DIES*)
Well, so much for the user. Now where were we. Oh yes.
Settling their new clothes around their bodies, Tristan and Dawn returned to lie on the now clean bunny.
"Heh" said Tristan "you realize what we're on?"
"A giant bunny?" said Dawn
"Nope... a giant funny." said Tristan and promptly fell through the bunny, taking Dawn with him in a not so funny manner at all.
// posted by Dep @ 2:11:00 a.m.
