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My name is Robert. We've determined that I am idiosyncratic, omnisexual (though we're currently considering pansexual as a more proper alternative), occasionally sweet, occasionally sarcastic, male (still waiting on test results), STI free

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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

... oh my god...

I want a Mozilla Firefox (http://www.mozilla.org) t-shirt for Christmas. No really, I do. I think it's the sign that I am one of the biggest nerds on the planet. I also want Linux. Badly. Almost as much as I want sex. Just kidding :P. Nothing approaches my desire for Linux.

So, I've developed the top-ten list of signs that you're a nerd. Enjoy...

10. Your phone numbers look like 819.555.5555 instead of (819) 555-5555
09. Somebody says you're missing a semi-colon in your essay and you say "It's ENGLISH not C"
08. You begin your math test answer sheet with "import java.Math.answers.*;"
07. The items on your written to-do list start with
  • and end with

  • 06. You love penguins... and take it six steps too far
    05. You have/extremely desire a t-shirt from thinkgeek.com or a similar website/store
    04. When someone says the word window, you automatically think of the operating system.
    03. You know why bash.org is named bash.org (and you know what bash.org is of course)
    02. You know the tune of the Zelda theme by heart.
    01. You wear glasses.

    About here was where I abandoned the LiveJournal people. But here's some more for you...

    goto http://www.newgrounds.com NOW and search for Magical Trevor by TheWeeble (there are three). Watch all of them. Now. NOW.

    They're so addictive, it's not even funny.

    Anyways, gotta go to bed. I got a math competition tomorrow.

    I'm doing fine for everyone who was interested. I suppose the song lyrics that best describe this part of my life is "Say goodbye and walk away; don't look back..."

    Anyways, I'm gone.

    Laterz

    - Rob

    // posted by Dep @ 11:06:00 p.m.

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