Sunday, September 04, 2005
Worst... Movie... Ever...
I went a-renting movies today, picked up one that Lisa had suggested (What The Bleep Do We Know) which I will be watching tomorrow (decided to save the best for last) and war of the worlds.
I watched War of the Worlds - I was expecting Dreamworks.
Turns out... I got the other War of the Worlds... the non-Dreamworks one...
Which is crap. The main actor even looks a bit like Tom Cruise, so we were sufficiently confused until the end.
The movie, sucked. It had stop-motion robots with crappy ray guns, terrible dialogue, a lack of a plot (man goes to Washington, DC to save his wife and kids, meets people along the way along with a few nasty aliens.). I officially give it a 4 on ten, for the following good things.
- The guy who is a real asshole dies.
- It is a happy ending... I like happy endings.
- It has a naked woman in the first five minutes - if you're looking for a good movie, watch this until she wraps a towel around herself then fast forward to the credits.
- The credits were hilarious... in a cheesy sortof way, but hilarious nevertheless.
Not worth the money renting nor the two hours watching.
*hugs to all*
~~ Dep ~~
PS: Review of 'What The Bleep Do We Know' coming tomorrow.
I watched War of the Worlds - I was expecting Dreamworks.
Turns out... I got the other War of the Worlds... the non-Dreamworks one...
Which is crap. The main actor even looks a bit like Tom Cruise, so we were sufficiently confused until the end.
The movie, sucked. It had stop-motion robots with crappy ray guns, terrible dialogue, a lack of a plot (man goes to Washington, DC to save his wife and kids, meets people along the way along with a few nasty aliens.). I officially give it a 4 on ten, for the following good things.
- The guy who is a real asshole dies.
- It is a happy ending... I like happy endings.
- It has a naked woman in the first five minutes - if you're looking for a good movie, watch this until she wraps a towel around herself then fast forward to the credits.
- The credits were hilarious... in a cheesy sortof way, but hilarious nevertheless.
Not worth the money renting nor the two hours watching.
*hugs to all*
~~ Dep ~~
PS: Review of 'What The Bleep Do We Know' coming tomorrow.
// posted by Dep @ 10:52:00 p.m.